Intro: A (Synth Bass Notes:AA A(Octave) A G A F# G) (Same pattern for verses using the rote note "D" etc.) D7 Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool Got the twelve o' clock news blues And Ive given up hope for the afternoon soaps And a bottle of cold brew C D Is it any wonder Im not crazy? C D Is it any wonder Im sane at all D7 Well Im so tired of losing I got nothing to do and all day to do it I go out cruisin but Ive no place to go and all night to get there C D Is it any wonder Im not a criminal? C D Is it any wonder Im not in jail? Am Is it any wonder Ive got... Bm7 A Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity Bm7 A Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity Bm7 A Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away Ticking away from me Bm7 Em Too much time on my hands Bm7 Em Too much time on my hands Bm7 Em Too much time on my hands F#5 Solo: |Em/B Bm |Em/B Bm Bm7 Em7/B| D/A A| x4 Bm7 Em Too much time on my hands Bm7 Em Too much time on my hands Bm7 A G (D riff x4) Too much time on my hands D7 Well, Im a jet fuel genius. I can solve the worlds problems Without even trying I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends That is, as long as Im buying C D Is it any wonder Im not the president C D Is it any wonder Im null and void? Am Is it any wonder Ive got... Bm7 A Too much time on my hands, its ticking away at my sanity Bm7 A Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity Bm7 A Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me Bm7 Em Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands To Outro: (Whispered with ticking) Too much time on my hands Too much time on my...(alarm clock)
