capo on first fret *muted strums* *alternate between muted strums and D* Dsus2 D (X8) Dmissed (xx0232@1)my alarm clock ringing, woke up telephone screaming G (320003@1) Dboss (xx0232@1)man singing his same old song Drolled (xx0232@1)in late 'bout an hour, no cup of coffee, no shower G (320003@1) Dwalk (xx0232@1)of shame with two different shoes on. Bmnow (x24432@1)its poor me, why me, oh me Gboring (320003@1)the same old worn out blah blah story D (xx0232@1) Athere's (x02220@1)no good explanation for it at all. D (xx0232@1) Aaint (x02220@1)no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning Bm (x24432@1) G (320003@1) Aaint (x02220@1)no need to overthink it, let go laughing Dlife (xx0232@1)dont go quite like you plan it Awe (x02220@1)try so hard to understand it Bm (x24432@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) G(stop)D (320003@1)the irrefutable, indisputable fact is, pshh it happens. Dmy (xx0232@1)trusty rusty had a flat, i bor'wed my neighbor's cadillac G (320003@1) Di'll (xx0232@1)be right back, going down to wally world Dthat (xx0232@1)yellow light turned red too quickly knew that truck the moment it hit me G (320003@1) Dout (xx0232@1)stepped my ex and his new girl (spoken: sorry 'bout your neck, baby.) Bmnow (x24432@1)its poor me, why me, oh me Gboring (320003@1)the same old worn out blah blah story D (xx0232@1) Athere's (x02220@1)no good explanation for it at all. D (xx0232@1) Aaint (x02220@1)no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning Bm (x24432@1) G (320003@1) Aaint (x02220@1)no need to overthink it, let go laughing Dlife (xx0232@1)dont go quite like you plan it Awe (x02220@1)try so hard to understand it Bm (x24432@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Bmthe (x24432@1)irrefutable, indisputable fact is, it happens. Bm G D A D (xx0232@1) Aaint (x02220@1)no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning Bm (x24432@1) G(stop) (320003@1) Aaint (x02220@1)no need to overthink it, let go laughing Dlife (xx0232@1)dont go quite like you plan it Awe (x02220@1)try so hard to understand it Bm (x24432@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) the irrefutable, indisputable fact is Bm (x24432@1) A (x02220@1) Bm (x24432@1) A (x02220@1) Goh, (320003@1)the irrefutable, indisputable, absoluteable totally beautiful fact is G (stop) D pshh, it happens. NOTE: any time there's just a D in a verse (not in a pre-chorus or chorus, only in a verse) you can continue the intro "Dsus2 D" pattern for authencity. listen to the track to hear how it sounds. :)
