Standard Tuning

Chords          Tuning
                E5  A5  D5  G5  B5  E5
E                  2  2
D                  5  7  7
C#                 4  6  6
B                  2  4  4
F#              2  4  4
G               3  4  4
A               5  7  7

B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
D5    C#5     B5        A5
This stupid sweater
D5    C#5       (drums)
This stupid...

Verse one
(On B stroke once fast down, up, down and then mute strings with left hand
and stroke a fast downward stroke with right hand, duh what?)

B5
Every year Christmas comes and goes
B5
Shedding tears where no one even knows
B5
Its so hard to good when you are poor
B5
I don't need a lot, just a little more

B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
D5    C#5     B5        A5
This stupid sweater
D5    C#5       (drums)
This stupid...

Verse two

B5
Look around everybody's got the goods
B5
I feel cheated and misunderstood
B5
Santa's gone and messed up once again
B5
I've been good, but I've still got nothin

B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
D5    C#5     B5        A5
This stupid sweater
D5    C#5     B5        A5
This stupid sweater
D5    C#5       B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5
This stupid...
B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5

(Drums only)
I don't want your socks or shirts or ties
All I want is four wheels so I can ride

(now do that muted thing like above excepte without the B)
You can stick that sweater up your ass
Every time seems to be worst that the last

B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
B5         F#5        G5                 A5
All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was
D5    C#5     B5        A5
This stupid sweater
D5    C#5       B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5
This stupid...
D5    C#5     B5        A5
This stupid sweater
D5    C#5       B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5
This stupid...
B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5
B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5
B5   E5   F#5  G5   F#5   E5
Yeah!!