I think this is perfect now (maybe even a little too perfect :D), and I think that these
are exactly the right chords, but because of how OCD-ish I am, I kinda went as far as
putting the bass part in, so where there is D/A, or D/F#, or Bm/F#, then you could just 
play the normal D or Bm chord, but if you're thinking of playing this in a band or
something, then when it comes to those chords, the bass should play the A or F# (or the 
keyboard could play the D or Bm chord with an A or F# bass line).

Enjoy!

Capo 2 (chords are relative to the capo)

Intro:
1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4
Bm (x24432@1)              D (xx0232@1)               G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)Asus4 (x02230@1)  A (x02220@1)Verse:
 Bm (x24432@1)             D/A"Please, (x00232@1)curtains in.
         G (320003@1)    D/A (x00232@1)         Asus4 (x02230@1) AStart (x02220@1)us off... You swing first.
Bm (x24432@1)                           D/ASorry. (x00232@1)I don't know what I said,
                           G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)              Asus4 (x02230@1) Abut (x02220@1)you're crying now again, and that only makes it worse.

Pre-chorus:
G (320003@1)      D/F# (200232@1)Em (022000@1)Let me do my job.
G (320003@1)      D/F# (200232@1)Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1)Let me do my job.

Chorus:
 D (xx0232@1)                              Bm"Sylvia, (x24432@1)get your head out of the oven.
           EmGo (022000@1)back to screaming and cursing, remind me again how everyone betrayed you.
D (xx0232@1)                              BSylvia, (x2444x@1)get your head out of the covers.
                 Em (022000@1)                                        G (320003@1)           A (x02220@1)                              DLet (xx0232@1)me take your temperature, you can throw the thermometer right back at me, if that's
what you want to do, okay?

Post-chorus:
1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4
D (xx0232@1)               Bm (x24432@1)              Em (022000@1)name="chord_320003@1">G        A (x02220@1)1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4
D (xx0232@1)               B (x2444x@1)           Em (022000@1)name="chord_320003@1">G        A (x02220@1)Verse:
 Bm (x24432@1)                D/A"Please, (x00232@1)please calm down.
       G (320003@1)      D/A (x00232@1)   Asus4 (x02230@1) ASteady (x02220@1)out, I'm terrified.
Bm (x24432@1)                     D/ASorry. (x00232@1)I want us to ally,
                              G (320003@1)               D/AAsus4 (x00232@1)  A
But you swing on little knives. They're only sharp on one side.

Pre-chorus:
G (320003@1)      D/F# (200232@1)Em (022000@1)Let me do my job.
G (320003@1)      D/F# (200232@1)Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1)Let me do my job.

Chorus:
 D (xx0232@1)                              Bm"Sylvia, (x24432@1)get your head out of the oven.
           EmGo (022000@1)back to screaming and cursing, remind me again how everyone betrayed you.
D (xx0232@1)                              BSylvia, (x2444x@1)get your head out of the covers.
                 Em (022000@1)                                        G (320003@1)           A (x02220@1)                              DLet (xx0232@1)me take your temperature, you can throw the thermometer right back at me, if that's
what you want to do, okay?

Post-chorus:
1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4
D (xx0232@1)               B (x2444x@1)           Em (022000@1)name="chord_320003@1">G        A1 (x02220@1)2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4
D (xx0232@1)               B (x2444x@1)           Em (022000@1)name="chord_320003@1">G        A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1)Outro:
 D (xx0232@1)                                Bm"Sylvia, (x24432@1)can't you see what you are doing?
                  EmCan't (022000@1)you see I'm scared to speak, and I hate my voice 'cause it only makes you angry.
D (xx0232@1)                              BmSylvia, (x24432@1)I only talk when you are sleeping.
                       Em (022000@1)                               G (320003@1)               AThat's (x02220@1)when I tell you everything, and I imagine that somehow you're going to hear me..."