Heyup. Divine Comedy for the win...
Sooo this is my first tab but I reckon I got it about right, add a capo according 
to your own range etc... Any suggestions feel free to contact me ekstar5000@gmail.com

G (320003@1)         Em (022000@1)        Am (x02210@1) D7Everybody (xx0212@1)knows that I love you, 
G (320003@1)         Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1) D7Everybody (xx0212@1)knows that I need you,
G (320003@1)         Em (022000@1)       Am (x02210@1)Everybody knows that I do, 
GExcept (320003@1)you. 

(G - C - D7)
 
G (320003@1)    
I told the stars above,
Em (022000@1)About the one I love, 
AmI (x02210@1)told the morning sun, 
D7Yeah (xx0212@1)I'm telling everyone, 
GI (320003@1)told my mum and dad, 
EmThey (022000@1)seemed to understand, 
AmAnd (x02210@1)I'll get through to you, 
              C (x32010@1)             D7 (xx0212@1)  GIf (320003@1)it's the last thing that I do. 

Everybody knows that I love you, 
Everybody knows that I need you, 
Everybody knows that I do, 
Except you. 

Everybody knows I live for you, 
Everybody knows I adore you, 
Everybody knows that it's true, 
Except you. 

I told all of my friends, 
Again and again and again, 
I drove them round the bend, 
So now you're my only friend, 
I told the passers by, 
I made a small boy cry, 
And I'll get through to you, 
If it's the last thing that I do. 

Cause, 
Everybody knows that I love you, 
Everybody knows that I need you, 
Everybody knows that I do, 
Except you. 

(I sing this bit cos I don't have Neil Hannon's speaking voice... unfortunately..) 
G  Am D7
     I'm going crazy baby, 
G  Am D7
      What do I have to do, 
G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1)D7 (xx0212@1) 
     You know I love you baby, 
G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1)D7 (xx0212@1)                
    Maybe you'll love me too. 

Everybody knows I live for you, 
And everybody knows I adore you, 
Everybody knows that it's true, 
G (320003@1) Em (022000@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am D7Except (xx0212@1)you. 
Except you 
Except you 
G (320003@1)  Em (022000@1)              Am (x02210@1)  D7Except (xx0212@1)you, How come everyone knows, 
GExcept (320003@1)you. 

Everybody knows that I love you, 
Everybody knows that I need you, 
And everybody knows that I do, 
Except you.