F5                   C5   B5  Bb5    F5                 C5  B5  Bb5
Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput 
F5                         C5     B5   Bb5    F5                        C5  B5  Bb5
Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot 
G5                              Bb5
Some people say it's wrong, but it's really fun 

F5               C5  B5  Bb5    F5                 C5  B5  Bb5   (2x)


Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro
F5                             C5  B5  Bb5   F5                         C5  B5  Bb5 
Heave him out with all your might. Who's to say that it's not right? 
G5                             Bb5
I'm not the violent sort. It's my favorite sport
F5          Bb5             G5                 C5           
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
F5                           C5  B5  Bb5    F5                               C5  B5  Bb5 
I hate to land them on their face. Those little guys are hard to replace 
F5                             C5  B5  Bb5   F5                              C5  B5  Bb5
Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please, my eight-dwarf landed on his knees 
G5                         Bb5
Throwing little kids can work, but I'm not a jerk 
F5          Bb5             G5                 C5           
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
F5                             C5  B5  Bb5     F5                      C5  B5  Bb5 
They say short people got no reason, but they do in midget season 
F5                        C5  B5  Bb5   F5                         C5  B5  Bb5 
Oompah loompah doompity doo. I can throw him further than you
G5                         Bb5 
If I come in first place I'll put him in my trophy case 
F5          Bb5             G5                 C5    
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss

High E string --1-----4--5--4-3-2----  (3x) 

G5            Bb5          F5           C5  B5  Bb5  F5