E5 I've met someone that makes me feel seasick B5 Oh what a skill to have F#5 Oh what a skill to have E5 So many skills that make her distinctive B5 But they're not mine to have F#5 No they're not mine E5 Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper B5 No i don't care about the soaps F#5 E5 No i don't care about the soaps B5 F#5 Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode E5 Eb5 B5 If this is a rom-com F#5 E5 Eb5 Kill the director B5 If this is a rom-com F#5 E5 Kill the director please E5 Eb5 Carrots help us see much better in the dark B5 F#5 Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart E5 Eb5 And this is my head and this is my spout B5 F#5 They work together; they can't figure anything out E5 So with the angst of a teenage band B5 F#5 E5 Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand B5 F#5 Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand E5 Eb5 B5 If this is a rom-com F#5 E5 Eb5 Kill the director B5 If this is a rom-com F#5 E5 Eb5 Kill the director B5 If this is a rom-com F#5 B5 Kill the director please E5 Eb5 This is no Bridget Jones Ab5 A5 This is no Bridget Bridget E5 Eb5 This is no Bridget Jones Ab5 A5 This is no Bridget Bridget E5 Eb5 This is no Bridget Jones Ab5 A5 This is no Bridget Bridget E5 Eb5 This is no Bridget Jones Ab5 A5 This is no Bridget Bridget E5 Eb5 This is no Bridget Jones Ab5 A5 This is no Bridget Bridget E5 Eb5 This is no Bridget Jones Ab5 A5 This is no Bridget E5 Eb5 Bridget Jones A5 E5
