Tabbed by Yas.
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Chords Used:
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E 0,2,2,1,0,0
E(v2) x,7,9,9,9,7
E(v3) 0,14,14,13,0,0
E(v4) 0,x,9,9,9,x
B 7,9,9,8,7,7
B7M 6,9,9,8,x,x
Badd9 9,7,9,8,7,7
F# 2,4,4,3,2,2
F#(v2) x,9,11,11,11,9
D#m x,6,8,8,7,6
D#m(v2) (0),9,9,11,x,x
G#m x,11,13,13,12,11
A x,12,14,14,14,12
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Verse 1:
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E5
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B5
Oh what a skill to have
F#5
Oh what a skill to have
E5
So many skills that make her distinctive
B5
But they're not mine to have
F#5
No they're not mine
E5
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
B5
Though i don't care about the soaps
F#5 E5
No i don't care about the soaps
B5 F#(v2) E5 Eb5
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode
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Chorus:
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B5
If this is a rom-com
B5 B5 B5 E(v2) Eb5
Kill the director
B5
If this is a rom-com
B5 B5 B5 E5
Kill the director please
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Verse 2:
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E(v4) Ebm(v2)
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
B5 F#(v2)
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
E(v4) Ebm(v2)
This is my head and this is my spout
B5 F#5 (v2) E5
They work together; they can't figure anything out
E5
So with the angst of a teenage band
B5 F#5 E5
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
B5 F#(v2) E5 Eb5
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
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Chorus:
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B5
If this is a rom-com
B5 B5 B5 E(v2) Eb5
Kill the director
B5
If this is a rom-com
B5 B5 B5 E(v2) Eb5
Kill the director
B5
If this is a rom-com
B5 B5 B5 E5 E(v3)
Kill the director please
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Outro:
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E(v2) Eb5
This is no... Bridget Jones
Ab5 A5
This is no... Bridget Bridget
E(v2) Eb5
This is no... Bridget Jones
Ab5 A5
This is no... Bridget Bridget
E(v2) Eb5
This is no... Bridget Jones
Ab5 A5
This is no... Bridget Bridget
E(v2) Eb5
This is no... Bridget Jones
Ab5 A5 E5
This is no... Bridget Bridget.... Jones
