F Bb C Bb
Everone else has had more sex than me. (x2)
VERSE:
Dm C Am Bb
Everyone else has had more sex than me,
Dm C Am Bb
Does anyone else, get that feeling?
Dm C Am Bb
Teenagers naked, couples in threes,
Dm C Am Bb
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.
CHORUS:
F Bb C Bb
Everone else has had more sex than me. (x2)
VERSE:
Dm C Am Bb
Corporate chambers and office amore
Dm C Am Bb
Shenanigans, outdoor and in.
Dm C Am Bb
Resist and then later you find out there's more
Dm C Am Bb
Regret in not doing the sin.
SOLO:
e | ----------1--0-------------------- |
B | -------3--------3--1--3/5/1------- |
G | -0--3------------------------2---- |
D | --------------------------------2- |
A | ---------------------------------- |
E | ---------------------------------- |
e | ----------1--0-------------------- |
B | -------3--------3--1--3/5/1------- |
G | -0--3------------------------2---- |
D | --------------------------------2- |
A | ---------------------------------- |
E | ---------------------------------- |
e | -6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0------- |
B | -6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0------- |
G | --------------------------------2---- |
D | -----------------------------------2- |
A | ------------------------------------- |
E | ------------------------------------- |
e | ----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0------- |
B | ----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0--2---- |
G | -0------------------------------2- |
D | ---------------------------------- |
A | ---------------------------------- |
E | ---------------------------------- |
BRIDGE (in the song, only bass notes are played):
Gm Am C
All lives have to die, of that there's no help
Gm Am C
My favourite way to end them
Gm Am C
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp,
Gm Am C
Enters the female pudendum.
PRE-CHORUS:
F Bb C Bb
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck.
F Bb C Bb
Lives for his rivals to curse it.
F Bb C Bb
He would rather die than not get to fuck.
F Bb C Bb
Personally I reckon its worth it.
CHORUS:
F Bb C Bb |
Everone else has had more sex than me. | 2x
F Bb C Bb |
Does everybody else, get that feeling? |
F Bb C Bb |
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? |
|
(Everone else has had more sex than me.) | 2x
F Bb C Bb |
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? |
(Does everybody else, get that feeling?) |
OUTRO:
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone think?
e | -13-13-15-15-13----------13------------------------------------- |
B | ----------------15-13-15----15 13----------13------------------- |
G | ----------------------------------14-12-14----14-12------------- |
D | ----------------------------------------------------15-12-15-12- |
A | ---------------------------------------------------------------- |
E | ---------------------------------------------------------------- |
e | -------------------------------------------------------13---------------- |
B | ----------------------------------------13-13----13-15----15-13----13-15- |
G | -------------------12-14-12----12-14-12-------14----------------14------- |
D | -12-15-12-15-12-15----------15------------------------------------------- |
A | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
E | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
e | ----17-15-13----13----------13------------------- |
B | -15----------15----15-13-15----15-13------------- |
G | -------------------------------------14-12-14---- |
D | ----------------------------------------------15- |
A | ------------------------------------------------- |
E | ------------------------------------------------- |
