This song is a bit of a joke and probably wont get any hits, but anyway.

Standard Tuning

   e|-0-0-0-0--0--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0--0-0-0-0-0-0-|
   b|-1-1-1-1--1--3-3-3-3-3-3--1-1-1-1--1--3-3-3-3-3-3-|
   g|-2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0--0--0-0-0-0-0-0-|
   d|-2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-|
   a|--------------------------3-3-3-3--3--3-3-3-3-3-3-|
   e|--------------------------------------------------|

   Repeat this for the whole song.

   the lyrics are
   
   "She screamed as i put it in her back door"- this is repeated for the chorus

   for the verses we just make *** up about prison and anal sex and droppin soap
   for the intro g goes "this song is from a pigeons point of view rrllll rrlll rrllll,  
   nah im just ***ing with your head"