BAND: Unsigned
SONG: The Stay At Home Mafia-Ballgag
ALBUM: The Love Is A Fist EP
LABEL: B-Side Offense
WORDS & MUSIC: Johnny the Snitch & (the) Don Broccoli
BASSIST: Iansane
TABBED BY: SxRxRkRl

Standard Tuning E A D G (accept nothing else!!)

Guitar Intro 4 Measures

Intro1                 1, 2, *** You!
G|-----------------------------|
D|-----------------------------|
A|-----------------------------|     1x
E|-1/9~----5~----7~----5~--7~--|

Intro2
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|----6---------9----------6---------9-----------|
A|-444-----7-777-----9--444-----7-777---------79-|    2x
E|------555-------777--------555-------7777-79---|

Verse
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|-4444------7777-------4444--------------------|     2x
E|------5555------7777-------5555-77777777------|

Chorus
G|-------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|-4-444444-0-000000-4-444444-2-222222-|
E|-------------------------------------|
                            Shut up bitch!
G|----------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------|
A|-4-444444-0-000000-22222222-2-2-2-|
E|---------------------------->->->-|

Repeat Intro2 1x
Repeat Verse 2x
Repeat Chorus 1x

Breakdown
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------|
A|-4~--------4~-----------4~--------4~--------353-|     1x
E|------3~--------3~-/15------3~--------3~-35----|

G|---------------------------|
D|------3h4p3h4--------------|
A|-4-44--------------2h3p2h3-|     3x
E|--------------3-33---------|
               Five minute silence!
G|------------|
D|------------|
A|------------|
E|-33333333-3-|
            >

Repeat Chorus 1x
Substitute Intro2 for Verse3 2x
Repeat Chorus 1x
Fin.

Lyrics:
INTRO
One, two, *** you!

VERSE1
Another tragic day, with you my drama queen,
My life was so carefree, ‘till you came on the scene,
Everything’s a tragedy, when it comes to you,
You watch TV all day, how much *** can happen to you?!

CHORUS
(you)
You want the world to stop for you,
(you)
All you care about is you,
(you)
I’m sick of hearing about you,
SHUT UP BITCH!

VERSE2
All you do is whine, just stop your bitchin’,
Some girls have issues, but you have a subscription,
My stomach starts to turn, from all your ***ing drama,
I have just one wish, that your dad never ***ed your momma!

(chorus)

BREAKDOWN
No matter what the world keeps turning,
The fire in my heart’s not burning,
It’s the same in bed your royal highness,
The best part of a blowjob is the FIVE MINUTE SILENCE!

(chorus)

VERSE3
I’ll quit this ***ing gig, I’ve had enough of this’
I’ll find a punk rock girl, who knows love is a fist,
Love is a two-way street, not a ***ing drive-thru,
When you hear this song, you’ll know I wrote just for you!

YOU!!!
You want the world to stop for you!
YOU!!!
All you care about is you!
YOU!!!
I’m sick of hearing about
SHUT YOUR FACE YOU ***ING CUNT!!