intro = D5

     G5                D5         G5             D5
don't hit me with a broom / I must request relief
     G5                D5                  E5       
don't hit me with a broom / get another chief if you ain't
G5               D5                    E5     
got yourself a vacuum / get another chief if you ain't
G5               D5
got yourself a vacuum.............

verse 2 = don't keep me in the car / i must get to the porch
don't keep me in the car / a little torch will only get a girl
so far / a little torch will only get a girl so far.....
                  E5            G5         D5
bridge = i am a million miles away from home
            A5   G5            D5
you're the only human here i know
             B5             G5         D5
ive been as truthful as a mammal can be
             E5       G5        D5
still you insist on intertanglin' / still 
        E5     G5         D5
you insist on intertanglin'

chorus (same chords as verse)
you've been startin' ruuuuuuuuuuuuuumors that we are
loooooooooooooovers / when you know ive been runnin'
hard in the dark / but the only thing i been a-sleepin' with is
the cutty sark / yes the only thing i been a-sleepin' with is
the cutty sark

verse 3 = so don't slap me with a suit
i swear i didn't breach
don't slap me with a suit
you wrote your friends that i'm a leech but you're just confused
you wrote your friends that i'm a leech but you're just confused