Weird Al Yankovic, eBay
Made by zby.cz, paul@zby.cz
Based on: Backstreet Boys, I Want It That Way
Tabbed by Travis Gasa, smartbomber@aol.com.
EADGBE (Standard tuning) **C-A-P-O--2** All is relative to capo.
D (xx0232@1) 000232
Em 022000
C x35553 or x32010
G 320003 or 355433 (?)
E (022100@1) 022100
A (x02220@1) x02220
Em7 x20000
Am x02210
Dsus4 xx0233
F#m 244222
Asus4 xx0230 or xx2230; could be D5?
INTRO: [CAPO 2nd fret for entire song]
I can't sing along picking, so I'm not sure about the tab. Though it
sounds good on its own. :) The chords should be right, the same as in
verses.
Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G[E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------| (320003@1)[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------|
Yeah... Aused (x02220@1)
Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G[E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------| (320003@1)[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------|
pig bath__robe Arare (x02220@1)... mint snowglobe
Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) G[E]---------------------------------|-0------------------2-------3----| (320003@1)[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-0---0-----1p0------3-------3----|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-0-----0-------0----2-------4----|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|-2-2-----2----------0-------5----|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-2--------------------------5----|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0--------------------------3----|
Asmurf (x02220@1) TV Tray I bought on e_____Bay
VERSE 1:
Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EmMy (022000@1)house ... is filled with this crap
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EmShows (022000@1)up in- bubble wrap
C (x32010@1) GMost (320003@1)every day
Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
What I bought on eBay
CHORUS:
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GTell (320003@1)me why (I need another pet rock)
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GTell (320003@1)me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GTell (320003@1)me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
They had it on eBay
VERSE 2:
Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) GI'll (320003@1)buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack
Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) GJust (320003@1)check ... my feedback
Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G"A++!" (320003@1)they all say
Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
They love me on eBay
CHORUS:
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GGonna (320003@1)buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack)
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GGonna (320003@1)buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Em (022000@1) B (x2444x@1)
Found him on eBay
BRIDGE:
Em (022000@1) Em7
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1)DWith (xx0232@1)two seconds left to go, whoa
Em (022000@1) Em7
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
Am (x02210@1) Dsus4 (xx0233@1)DAs (xx0232@1)long as I've got the dough
CHORUS: (no chords in song!)
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GI'll (320003@1)buy ... your tchotchkes
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GSell (320003@1)me ... your watch, please
C (x32010@1) EmI'll (022000@1)buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
[E=the highest string]-----0-----3---3/7-----5-----3
Asus4I'm (x02230@1)highest bidder now
+--------------------------------------->
| From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous
+-------------------------------->
VERSE 3:
Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) A(Yeahhh) (x02220@1)Junk keeps arriving in the mail
Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) AFrom (x02220@1)that worldwide garage sale
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1)A (x02220@1)
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A
Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay
CHORUS #2:
Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) AWanna (x02220@1)buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) AWanna (x02220@1)buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1)AWanna (x02220@1)buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre)
F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A
Found it on eBay
CHORUS #2:
Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) A(Pez (x02220@1)dispensers and a toaster)
Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) ADon't (x02220@1)know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
Asus4 (x02230@1)E (022100@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A
I'll buy on eBay
OUTRO:
Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
