• Song:

    Stories You Cant Share

  • Artist:

    You Vandal

Artist    : You Vandal
Album     : Stories You Can't Share (2010)

Tabbed by : Boris Paskhaver (bigbadb)
Email     : bp771@nyu.edu


Tuning    : Drop D (DADGBE)
            Tracks 1-9

          : Standard (EADGBE)
            Track 10

Track Listing:

I.    Cursed
II.   Knowing (Is Half the Battle)
III.  Screwdriver
IV.   Old Yeller
V.    The Biggest Douche in the Universe
VI.   Penalty Kick
VII.  Once
VIII. Delta Beta Rush Week
IX.   Get In The Van
X.    Stay Classy

Band: facebook.com/youvandalfl


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                  I. CURSED
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Key: D Major

INTRO RIFF (0:00, 0:31):

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11--|
D|---x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--|
A|--10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

  Guitar One (x1) (0:05)
e|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|----------------------|
D|--0-------------------|
A|--0--  LET RING  -----|
D|--0-------------------|

VERSE ONE (0:10)

  Guitar One (x4)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
 1   This is      always  wanted      won't be long   long forgotten
 2   Make it home, still beyond the   clock
 3   One of us is always leaving     never together    unless I'm
 4   Make it home, take the weekend   off              take the

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11--14--11--9--11-------|
D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x---x---x--x---x-------|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2---9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--12---9--7---9-------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--11-11-11-11-11--12-11--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-------|
D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---x--x--x--x--x---x--x--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-------|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2---9--9--9--9--9--10--9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Repeat INTRO RIFF

CHORUS (0:36, 1:30)

  Guitar One (x2)
e|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0---------2-2---------5-5---------5-5---------|
A|--0-0--0-0-0--2-2--2-2-2--5-5--5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--|
D|--0-0--0-0-0--2-2--2-2-2--5-5--5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--|
         P.M--|      P.M--|      P.M--|      P.M--|
 1  Cursed with    awful     timing
 2  You can      always     find        me

e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9---------0-0---------5-5-----------5-5-------------|
A|--9-9--9-9-9--0-0--0-0-0--5-5--5-5-5/7--5-5--5-5-5h7p5--|
D|--9-9--9-9-9--0-0--0-0-0--5-5--5-5-5/7--5-5--5-5-5h7p5--|
         P.M--|      P.M--|      P.M           P.M
 1          So if I  pick   phone
 2             At home      alone

  Guitar Two (x8)
e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|--14-14--9-9-9--11-11-11--7-7-7--|
D|---x--x--x-x-x---x--x--x--x-x-x--|
A|--12-12--7-7-7---9--9--9--5-5-5--|
D|---------------------------------|

POSTCHORUS (0:58)

  Guitar One (x1)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--14-12-11-12-11h12p11p0--5--5-5--5--14-12-11-12-11h12p11p0--|
A|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------|
D|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------|

  Guitar Two (x1)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------12-11--9-11--9h11p9p7---|
D|--14-12-11-12-11h12p11p0--5--5-5--5--------------------------|
A|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------|
D|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------|

VERSE TWO (1:03)

  (x3)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9--9-9--9-9-9--0--0-0--0-0-0--5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5--|
A|--9--9-9--9-9-9--0--0-0--0-0-0--5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5--|
D|--9--9-9--9-9-9--0--0-0--0-0-0--5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5--|
 1              At home in bed   alone
 2              Disappointing     here for me to hold
 3       My life's the space      sheets, vacant and

  Guitar One (x2)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9--9-9--9-9-9-0--0-0--0-0-0-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--|
A|--9--9-9--9-9-9-0--0-0--0-0-0-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--|
D|--9--9-9--9-9-9-0--0-0--0-0-0-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--|
 1  cold                                         vacant and
 2  cold

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--11--11-11--11-11-9-11--11-11--11-11-9-11--11-11--11-11-9-12--12-12--12-12-12--|
D|---x---x--x---x--x-x--x---x--x---x--x-x--x---x--x---x--x-x--x---x--x---x--x--x--|
A|---9---9--9---9--9-7--9---9--9---9--9-7--9---9--9---9--9-7-10--10-10--10-10-10--|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

   Guitar One (x1)
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|
D|---5---5--5---5---5---5--5---5--|
A|---5---5--5---5---5---5--5---5--|
D|---5---5--5---5---5---5--5---5--|

   Guitar Two (x1)
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--12--12-12--12--14--14-14--14--|
D|---x---x--x---x---x---x--x---x--|
A|--10--10-10--10--12--12-12--12--|
D|--------------------------------|
 1            it's cold

Repeat CHORUS

FINAL CHORUS (1:52)

  Guitar One (x2)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1   Cursed with        awful          timing (cause you'll always be
 2   You can           always          find me
 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1   So if I          don't pick up the phone
 2              At   home in bed     alone

  Guitar Two (x4) - 2:02
e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|--14-14--9-9-9--11-11-11--7-7-7--|
D|---x--x--x-x-x---x--x--x--x-x-x--|
A|--12-12--7-7-7---9--9--9--5-5-5--|
D|---------------------------------|

OUTRO (2:13)

  Guitar One (x1)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11--|
D|---x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--|
A|--10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

  Guitar Two (x1)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--|
D|---0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--|
     P.M----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 1                                                                 Will you please stay?



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                        II. KNOWING (IS HALF THE BATTLE)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Key: D Major

INTRO SHENANIGANS (0:00):

  (x1)
e|--------------------|
B|--------------------|
G|--------------------|
D|--2--4--5--4--7--5--|
A|--2--4--5--4--7--5--|
D|--2--4--5--4--7--5--|
    P.M-------------|

  (x2)
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-------11-11-11-11--11-11-11-11-------|
D|--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--5/7---x--x--x--x---x--x--x--x--9/7--|
A|--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5/7---9--9--9--9---9--9--9--9--9/7--|
D|--------------------5/7----------------------------9/7--|

e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7--------------------------------------|
D|--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--5/7---2--4--5--4--7--5--------------|
A|--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5/7---2--4--5--4--7--5--------------|
D|--------------------5/7---2--4--5--4--7--5--------------|
                            P.M-------------|

  Guitar One  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0----------------5----------------2--4--5--4----------|
A|--0--  LET RING  --5--  LET RING  --2--4--5--4----------|
D|--0----------------5----------------2--4--5--4----------|
                                      P.M-------|
  Guitar Two  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-----------------------------------------------------|
D|--x--  LET RING  --5----------------2--4--5--4----------|
A|--5----------------5--  LET RING  --2--4--5--4----------|
D|-------------------5----------------2--4--5--4----------|
                                      P.M-------|
                                      This one goes out to

VERSE ONE (0:21)

  (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
 1  every girl who's done me wrong   made me write these godforsaken
 2  day               this one goes out to every girl with something

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1   songs, should I drop your       cross your      never see the
 2   negative             to         say                you need to

  Guitar Two (x2) joins in at 0:32
e|--10--------10--------10------12-10----12--|
B|-----10---7----10---7----10---------10-----|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|

INTERLUDE (0:43)

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0--0-0--------0-7--7-7--------7-4--4-4-------4-2--2-2--2----------|
A|--0--0-0--x-x---0-7--7-7--x-x---7-4--4-4--x-x--4-2--2-2--2----------|
D|--0--0-0--x-x---0-7--7-7--x-x---7-4--4-4--x-x--4-2--2-2--2----------|
 1                                                        You need to                     

  Guitar One (x1)
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--0--  LET RING  -------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0---------------------------------------------------------------------|

  Guitar Two (x1)
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7----------------14----------------11----------------9----------------|
D|--x--  LET RING  ---x--  LET RING  ---x--  LET RING  --x--  LET RING  --|
A|--5----------------12-----------------9----------------7----------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 1  know!                                            This one goes out to

VERSE TWO (0:53)

  (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
 1   every girl who's blown me off   all the despicable shit they
 2                    this one goes  out to every girl who's under-

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1   how can you so callously        stomp all over  heart of
 2   estimated                       me              you need to

INTERLUDE (1:13)

  Guitar One (x1)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5----|
A|--0--  LET RING  --7--  LET RING  --2--  LET RING  --4----5----|
D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5----|

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|--10--------10--------10------12-10----12--|
B|-----10---7----10---7----10---------10-----|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|

INTERLUDE, PART TWO (1:23)

  Guitar One (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5---------------|
A|--0--  LET RING  --7--  LET RING  --2--  LET RING  --4----5---------------|
D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5---------------|
 1                                                             You need to 

   Guitar Two (x1)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7---------7-7-----7---------7-7-----9---------9-9-----9---------9-9----------|
D|--x---------x-x-----x---------x-x-----x---------x-x-----x---------x-x----------|
A|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7-7--7-------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
       P.M--|     P.M    P.M--|     P.M    P.M--|     P.M    P.M--|     P.M

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--9---------9-9-----9---------9-9----11--------11-11---12-----------12-12------|
D|--x---------x-x-----x---------x-x-----x---------x--x----x------------x--x------|
A|--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--9--9-9-9--9--9-9-10--10-10-10-10-10--10--|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
       P.M--|     P.M    P.M--|     P.M    P.M--|     P.M    P.M-----|      P.M

OUTRO (1:32)

  (x1)
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0---------7--7-7---------4--4-4---------2--2-2--|
A|--0-0--x-x-x--7--7-7--x-x-x--4--4-4--x-x-x--2--2-2--|
D|--0-0--x-x-x--7--7-7--x-x-x--4--4-4--x-x-x--2--2-2--|
 1  know                       I won't play the part

  (x3)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--2-2--2-2-2--|
A|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--2-2--2-2-2--|
D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--2-2--2-2-2--|
 1                            you  blindly let own   your heart
 2   know                           I won't the play the part of
 3   ass            hole      you  blindly let own   your heart

  (x1)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--4--5--4----0----------------|
A|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--4--5--4----0--  LET RING  --|
D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--4--5--4----0----------------|
                                                    P.M-------|
 1  know                                           I won't play  part



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                III. SCREWDRIVER
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Key: G Minor

** FEEDBACK **

INTRO RIFF (0:12)

  Guitar One (x4)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--1---------------------------1---------------------------3----------------|
A|--1--  LET RING  -------------1--  LET RING  ----3--3--3--3----------------|
D|--1---------------------------1------------------3--3--3--3----------------|
                                                   P.M----|
  Guitar Two (x4)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---8p0--7p0--5p0-0--8p0--7p0--5p0-0--8p0--7p0--5p0-0-10-10-10-10-10--8--7--|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

  Guitar Three - Harmony (x2) - Join in at 0:22
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--13p0-12p0-10p0-0-13p0-12p0-10p0-0-13p0-12p0-10p0-0-15-15-15-15-15-13-12--|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

PREVERSE RIFF (0:32)

  (x1)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-3--3--3--3--|
A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-3--3--3--3--|
D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-3--3--3--3--|

  Guitar One (x1)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-------------|
A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3--  STOP  ---|
D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-------------|

  Guitar Two (x1)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--12-12-12----------------------8-------------10-------------|
D|---x--x--x----------------------x--------------x-------------|
A|--10-10-10----------------------6--------------8-------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|

VERSE (0:42)

  (x4)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
 1   Stuck inside your                room          to  night
 2   Not as dark as what             just went on   out  side
 3   Started to rethink having       far too much to     drink
 4   watched him with you            wanted to lock  myself in that

PRECHORUS (1:02)

  (x2)
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------3--3--3----------------------------3--3--3--5--7--|
D|--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--3--3--3--3--0--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--3--3--3--5--7--|
A|--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--1--1--1--3--0--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--1--1--1--3--5--|
D|--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1-----------3--0--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1-----------------|
       P.M--|    P.M--|                   P.M--|    P.M--|
 1                                     A radical evening curled up
 2                                                        and died

CHORUS (1:13):

  (x4)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------3-3-3----------------------------------|
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
 1         Well I had           a      really nice time to-
 2   night, why can't         things   ever just turn out right
 3              I had           a      really nice time to-
 4   night, why can't         things   ever just turn out

POSTCHORUS (1:33)

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--|
A|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--|
D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--|
       P.M----------------------------------------|
 1  right                                Turn out

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--|
A|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--|
D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--|
       P.M----------------|    P.M----------------|
 1   my way

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------1-------1-------1-------1-------5-------5-------5-------5-5--|
A|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5-5--|
D|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5-5--|
    P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M
 1   I dreamed I stared outside      window and I saw him hurting

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------1-------1-------1-------1------------------------------------|
A|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---|
D|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---|
 1   You screamed but I               hear you, there was nothing

OUTRO (1:53)

  (x3)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1    but make an anxious mess         awake a nervous wreck
 2    I'll do right by                 you and I'm in your place
 3    next, taking back this           screwdriver so I

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5--5--5-------|
A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5--5--5-------|
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5--5--5-------|
 1   can watch you snap it through      neck          Snap it through

END ON (2:14):

  (x1)
e|-------------------|
B|-------------------|
G|-------------------|
D|--1----------------|
A|--1--  LET RING  --|
D|--1----------------|
 1  neck!



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                IV. OLD YELLER
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Key: B Major

INTRO RIFF (0:01)

  Guitar One (x4)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6----4-4--4-4-4--4-4-4--4-4-4--4--|
A|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x-2-2--2-2-2--2-1-1--1-2-2--2--|
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x------------------------------|

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------8-8--8-8-8--8-6-6--6-4-4--4--|
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6----x-x--x-x-x--x-x-x--x-x-x--x--|
A|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x-6-6--6-6-6--6-4-4--4-2-2--2--|
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x------------------------------|

e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------8-8--8-8-9-8--6-6--6-4-4--4--|
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6----x-x--x-x-x-x--x-x--x-x-x--x--|
A|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x-6-6--6-6-7-6--4-4--4-2-2--2--|
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x------------------------------|

VERSE ONE (0:23)

  (x1)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4-------------------|
D|--2-2--x-x-x--4-4-4--x-x-x--6-6-6--x-x-x--6-6-6--4-4-4--2--|
A|--2-2--2-2-2--4-4-4--2-2-2--6-6-6--2-2-2--6-6-6--4-4-4--2--|
D|--2-2---------4-4-4---------6-6-6---------6-6-6--4-4-4--2--|
 1       Say hello to Tyler for me          I hope you're

  (x1)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4-------------------|
D|--2-2--x-x-x--4-4-4--x-x-x--6-6-6--x-x-x--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
A|--2-2--2-2-2--4-4-4--2-2-2--6-6-6--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1--|
D|--2-2---------4-4-4---------6-6-6--------------------------|
 1  fun, maybe I'll get to   someday        tell him to run

  (x1)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
    P.M---------------------------------------------------------------|
 1   doesn't know     himself into,    doesn't know   relationship

  (x1)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1--|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-------------------|
    P.M---------------------------------------------------------------|
 1               I intended to sound  facetious, I     hope you're

CHORUS (0:45, 1:30)

  (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4----------------------------|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-----2-2-----------|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4--2-----2-2--x-x-x-x--|
D|----------------------------4-4-4--2-----2-2--x-x-x-x--|
 1     Take this dog           out  back, shoot him
 2    Mold your bullets     coldest words  done now 

  Guitar One (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------------------------|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--|
D|------------------4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--|
 1               A couple unspoken  thoughts I      thrown  long ago
 2               The first one      The second's  enjoy      on your

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6--|
D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|
A|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

POSTCHORUS RIFF (1:08)

  (x2)
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------|
D|-------4-----2---1-----1---1-2-1----|
A|--2-2----2-2---2---2-2---2-------2--|
D|------------------------------------|
    P.M    P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M     P.M

VERSE TWO (1:14)

  (x1)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------1---2--|
A|------4-----4---4-----4---6---7------2-----2---2-----2-----------|
D|--4-4---4-4---4---4-4---4---4----2-2---2-2---2---2-2---2----2----|
    P.M   P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M P.M   P.M   P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M
 1   hold your hand on the          scared, will he listen to

  (x2)
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------|
D|-------4-----2---1-----1---1-2-1----|
A|--2-2----2-2---2---2-2---2-------2--|
D|------------------------------------|
    P.M    P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M     P.M
 1  fair,                        not
 2  fair!

  (x1) - Cut off end a bit for chorus
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------1---2--|
A|------4-----4---4-----4---6---7------2-----2---2-----2-----------|
D|--4-4---4-4---4---4-4---4---4----2-2---2-2---2---2-2---2----2----|
    P.M   P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M P.M   P.M   P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M
 1   Will you lie on his bed                 Will I pretend that I

Repeat CHORUS

BRIDGE (1:53)

  (x2)
e|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--4-----------------------------------|
D|--4--------4----2----6--------4----2--|
A|--2--------4----2----6--------4----2--|
D|-----------4----2----6--------4----2--|
 1  own
 2                            Enjoy life

  Guitar One (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
D|--------------------------4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-6--|
D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|
A|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-4--|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

OUTRO (2:16)

  (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------------------------------|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
D|--------------------------4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--|
 1  really not think I'd     this    the adding of your name to my
 2  one thing straight      missed   trying to       even   exist

  Guitar One (x1)
e|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4-------------------------------------4----------------|
D|--4--------4----2----6--------4----2----4--  LET RING  --|
A|--2--------4----2----6--------4----2----2----------------|
D|-----------4----2----6--------4----2---------------------|
 1  off

  Guitar Two (x1)
e|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|--11-----------------9--------8----6----8----------------|
D|---x-----------------x--------x----x----x--  LET RING  --|
A|---9-----------------7--------6----4----6----------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------|



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                    V. THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Key: D Major

INTRO (0:00)

  Guitar One (x2)
e|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
B|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
G|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--|
A|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--|
D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--|

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
B|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
G|--11--11-11-11--11-11--11--|--11--11-11-11--9-9--9--|--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--|--7--7-7-7--6-6--6--|
D|---x---x--x--x---x--x---x--|---x---x--x--x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--|
A|---9---9--9--9---9--9---9--|---9---9--9--9--7-7--7--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--4--|
D|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|

VERSE ONE (0:11)

  (x2)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------12/11--9-11---------12/11--9-11---------14/12-11-12---------------------|
D|--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--2-2-2---x--x--x--x--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--|
A|--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--2-2-2--12/10--9-10--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--|
D|--9-9-9---------------9-9-9---------------2-2-2---------------5-5-5----5-7--5-7--|
 1  hollow              home                note                room     terribly
 2 -lone              convincing           alive                me to  -lly decide

CHORUS ONE (0:32)

  (x3)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------|
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----|
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------|
D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------|
    P.M--|                          P.M--|
 1
 2   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting
 3   desperate aims                  family friendly, stale and safe

VERSE TWO (0:47)

  (x2)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1   Never thought I'd come across   -one without a   soul, there's a
 2   Blood flows to flesh, makes you blush but if you press down hard

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------|
 1   hole in your heart, it keeps    oh, so          shivering cold
 2   returns to its decomposed and   lifeless white tone

  Guitar One (x3)
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|------11h12-----11h12-----11-12-12-11--------|
D|--------------------------------------14-12--|
A|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|

  Guitar Two (x4)
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------|
A|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------|
D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------|
 1  wrong
 2  keep yourself on life support so
 3  long
 4

OUTRO CHORUS (1:19)

  (x3)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------|
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----|
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------|
D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------|
    P.M--|                          P.M--|
 1   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting
 2   desperate aims                  family friendly, stale and safe
 3   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting

  (x1)
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------2-2------------------------------2-2-----------------------------|
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5-----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0------|
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5-----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0------|
D|--0-0-0-------0--5-----------------0-0-0-------0--5----------------0------|
    P.M--|                           P.M--|
 1   desperate aims                   family friendly, stale and   again



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                              VI. PENALTY KICK
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Key: D Major

INTRO (0:01)

  (x2)
e|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--6-6---6--6--6-6-6--6--6--6--|
D|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--7-7---7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--|
A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--4-4---4--4--4-4-4--4--4--4--|
D|---------------------------------------------------------|

  (x1)
e|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--6---------------------------|
D|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--7--  LET RING  ---7--5--4---|
A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--4---------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------|
 1                                    Don't pretend

VERSE (0:16, 1:20)

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1   that I ever meant anything to     you, did you ever meant 

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----7--5--4-------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------------------------|
 1   said and I won't                  pre               tend

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1   that I'll be ever able to for  give, that I'll ever be able to 

CHORUS ONE (0:32)

  Guitar One (x2)
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------|
A|--0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  --0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  --|
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------|

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------11--11-11-12-11-9-7-7--------|
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5-----------------x---x--x--x--x-x-x-x--------|
A|--0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  ---9---9--9-10--9-7-5-5--------|
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5---------------------------------------------|
 1                                                      You
 2  that mine  only              hand that you'd been
 
CHUGGY McCHUG RIFF (0:46, 1:50)

  (x2) - Cut off last note on final run
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4-------4-------4---4-5----4-------4-------7-5-4-2-0--|
A|----5-------5-------5----------5-------5----------------|
D|------0-0-----0-0----------------0-0-----0-0------------|
        P.M     P.M                P.M     P.M

INTERLUDE (1:00)

  (x2)
e|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5--|
A|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5--|
D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5--|
 1  right to my face   you had  nerve
 2  back to my place   right    I saw

  (x2)
e|---------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0--0--0---5--------|
A|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0--0--0---5--------|
D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0--0--0---5--------|
 1  wrap your arms   around him  when he
 2  walked off of the  field

  (x1)
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--6------------------------------|
D|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--7--  LET RING  ---[7]-[5]-[4]--|
A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--4------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------|
 1                                    Don't pretend

Repeat VERSE

CHORUS TWO (1:36)

  Guitar One (x2)
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------|
A|--0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  --0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  --|
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------|

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------11--11-11-12-11-9-7-7--------|
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5-----------------x---x--x--x--x-x-x-x--------|
A|--0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  ---9---9--9-10--9-7-5-5--------|
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5---------------------------------------------|
 1
 2  This is my betrayor,      my  friend the soccer

Repeat CHUGGY McCHUG RIFF

OUTRO (2:04)

  (x4)
e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-------0-0-------0-0-------5----------------|
A|--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0----5--  LET RING  --|
D|--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0----5----------------|
         P.M       P.M      P.M
 1   My  girl on my    birth    -day
 2   What  a thoughtful pre     -sent
 3   I may   not play  soc      -cer    but I'll
 4   kick your fucking head       in



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                 VII. ONCE
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Key: F# Minor

BASS INTRO (0:01):

  (x2)
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------0----|
D|--4-4---4---4-4---4---2-2---2---2-2---2---0-0---0---0-0---0---0-0---0---0-0---0--|

G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------2---------2----|
D|--4-4---4---4-4---4---2-2---2---2-2---2---0-0---0---0-0---0---2-2---2---2-2---2--|

VERSE ONE (0:22)

  (x2)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4----------------7----------------0---------------------------------|
A|--4--  LET RING  --7--  LET RING  --0--  LET RING  -------------------|
D|--4----------------7----------------0---------------------------------|
 1  Fina-           lly hit          bottom on that bus ride
 2  throat, give     up  on          finding anyone to give up

e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4----------------7----------------0----------------2----------------|
A|--4--  LET RING  --7--  LET RING  --0--  LET RING  --2--  LET RING  --|
D|--4----------------7----------------0----------------2----------------|
 1  home, fears I  tried not to acknowledge dug their claws into my
 2  to, it         couldn't be     sincere, couldn't   be nearly as true

CHORUS (0:43, 1:38)

  (x2)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
 1    I won't         rediscover the   willingness to   trust another
 2   We only love but once,  we're         only    capable of love

  Guitar One (x2)
e|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4-4-4-7---7-7-7-0---0-0-0-2---2-2-2-----|
A|--4---4-4-4-7---7-7-7-0---0-0-0-2---2-2-2-----|
D|--4---4-4-4-7---7-7-7-0---0-0-0-2---2-2-2-----|
 1      I won't   the will- to trust another
 2  only love         only capable    the once

  Guitar Two (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------4-4-4-5-5-5-5--|
B|--7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-----------------7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5----------------|
G|------------------7-7-7-6-6-6------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------7----------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

e|--------------------------------------------------4-4-4-5-5-5-5--|
B|--7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-----------------7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5----------------|
G|------------------6-6-6-7-6--------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------7-7----------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

VERSE TWO (1:06)

  (x2)
e|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--|
A|--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--|
D|--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--|
 1     When    say you     same       anybody
 2  else,    you're         me or       lying to

  (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-11-11-11-11--14-14-14-14--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
A|--9--9--9--9--12-12-12-12--7-7-7-7--4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
   P.M-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

  (x2)  
e|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|--7---------------9-------6----7--------9-----|
A|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
 1  means you never felt it to begin with 
 2  what I thought  held never existed

Repeat CHORUS

BRIDGE (2:00):

  Guitar One (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---------------2---------------0---------------2----------------|
A|--4-- LET RING ---2-- LET RING ---0-- LET RING ---2---- LET RING --|
D|--4---------------2---------------0---------------2----------------|
 1  once
 2  once

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|----------------------------------------------4-4-4-5-5-5-5p4-4-4--|
B|--7-7-7-5-5-5---------------------7-7-7-5-5-5----------------------|
G|--------------7-7-7-6-6-6------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------7-7-7-7----------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

  Guitar One (x1)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|

e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|

  Guitar Two (x1)
e|--5------7------9---------5-----7----5---4---2---4---5--|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|

OUTRO (2:22):

  (x2)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4-4--4-4-4--4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2-2---4---2---0-----0--0--|
A|--4-4--4-4-4--4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2-2---4---2---0-----0--0--|
D|--4-4--4-4-4--4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2-2---4---2---0-----0--0--|
                            P.M----|                P.M-|



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                         VIII. DELTA BETA RUSH WEEK
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Key: D Major

INTRO RIFF (0:00)

  Guitar One (x2)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--0--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--|
A|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--0--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--|
D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--0--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--|

  Guitar Two (x1) (0:05) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--11-----------------------------------------------7---------------------|
D|---x--  LET RING  ---------------------------------x--  LET RING  -------|
A|---9-----------------------------------------------5---------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

VERSE ONE (0:11)

  (x2)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12-----7--7-7-7--9--9-9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1  it                           this is all you   ask of yourself, then I'm
 2  glad you're doing             well             glad but I can't tell, it's

  (x2)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--12-12--12--12----7-7-7---9-9-9--9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------|
A|--12-12--12--12----7-7-7---9-9-9--9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------|
D|--12-12--12--12----7-7-7---9-9-9--9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------|
 1    say             exactly what my    expectations were, I
 2   never            was     too        sure

CHORUS (0:35, 1:37)

  (x2)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5---0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0------|
A|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5---0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0------|
D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5---0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0------|
 1                              Let's talk about the days that
 2   was a time I  felt more      now that time is far behind

e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
 1    gone                        Thank god you   left West Palm
 2  I know    everything about   really going     on (inside your)

VERSE TWO (0:54)

  (x1)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0----------------5----------------9----------------7----------------|
A|--0--  LET RING  --5--  LET RING  --9--  LET RING  --7--  LET RING  --|
D|--0----------------5----------------9----------------7----------------|
 1  say that we're   always by your   I don't wanna    tell that lie

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--|
A|--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--|
D|--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--|
 1  you                     or  me                  

  (x1)
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9--9--9--9-9-9--9--9--9--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--|
A|--9-9--9--9--9-9-9--9--9--9--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--|
D|--9-9--9--9--9-9-9--9--9--9--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--|
 1  order of things             way it has to be?

MINI BREAKDOWN (1:16)

  (x1)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------11-11-11-14-14-14-14--|
D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9-9-9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---x--x--x--x--x--x--x--|
A|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9-9-9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9-12-12-12-12--|
D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9-9-9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5------------------------|
 1                 The way it has to be

  (x1)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--9-7---9-7---9-7--11-11-11--9-9-9--7---9-7---9-7---9-7--11-11-11--9-9-9--7--|
D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5--|
A|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5--|
D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5--|
 1  T-shirts, beer     social events                       only things you need

Repeat CHORUS

END ON (1:59)

  (x1)
e|-------------------|
B|-------------------|
G|-------------------|
D|--5----------------|
A|--5--  LET RING  --|
D|--5----------------|
 1  heart



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                             IX. GET IN THE VAN
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Key: D Major

MAIN RIFF (0:01, 0:41):

  Guitar One (x4)
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|
A|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|
D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|--7-7--14-14-11-11--12-12--|
D|--x-x---x--x--x--x---x--x--|
A|--5-5--12-12--9--9--10-10--|
D|---------------------------|

VERSE ONE (0:12)

  (x1)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------|
A|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------|
D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------|
 1  could predicted  find   Raleigh NC     prettiest girls  ever seen

  (x2)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
                                      P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M
 1   seen      You'll call me on the phone                        Don't
 2  -get when we      Michigan that    be in different time zones

  (x1)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------|
A|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------|
D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------|
 1  went to Massachusetts  didn't   hear    damn  person   wicked

  (x1)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1                   Talk about  a    bummer                  not to

  (x1)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5------------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
                                      P.M     P.M     P.M-----|
 1   mention that your attitude is    ruining    my    summer
                                      
Repeat MAIN RIFF

VERSE TWO (0:51)

  (x4)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
    P.M--------------------------------------------------------------|
 1   stories          you can't        share with anyone because
 2   no one           seems to         care
 3   stories          you can't        share with anyone because 
 4   no one           seems to         care or understand at all

MAIN RIFF, ALTERNATE (1:12, 1:32)

  Guitar One (x3)            | (x1)
e|---------------------------|------------------------------|
B|---------------------------|------------------------------|
G|---------------------------|------------------------------|
D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|--0-0---7---4--4--4--4--4/5---|
A|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|--0-0---7---4--4--4--4--4/5---|
D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|--0-0---7---4--4--4--4--4/5---|

  Guitar Two (x1)            | (x1)
e|---------------------------|------------------------------|
B|---------------------------|------------------------------|
G|--7-7--14-14-11-11--12-12--|--7-7--14--11-11-11-11-11/12--|
D|--x-x---x--x--x--x---x--x--|--x-x---x---x--x--x--x--x--x--|
A|--5-5--12-12--9--9--10-10--|--5-5--12---9--9--9--9--9/10--|
D|---------------------------|------------------------------|

BRIDGE (1:22)

  (x1)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
    P.M------------------------------------------------------------|
 1  Stories           you can't       share        with anyone

  (x1)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5--5-5-5-5---|
A|----------------------------------------------------5-5--5-5-5-5---|
D|----------------------------------------------------5-5--5-5-5-5---|
    P.M--------------------------------------------|
 1   no one           seems to            care

Repeat MAIN RIFF, ALTERNATE



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                                X. STAY CLASSY
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Tabbed by : asthesunsets666

Tuning: Standard
        Low to High (EADGBe)

Key: G Major


     G
It's four o'clock in the morning
        Em
I can't stay awake anymore
           D
And I pass out with phone in hand
C
I tried to stay detached and failed
    G                       Em
I'm terrified to open up my chest
                                  D
To have a pound of ice dumped in again
                                       C
If you're trying to ruin me for future girlfriends
You nailed it.

G
When you're at the beach in San Diego
C
With the sand beneath your feet
Em
Try not to think of me
C
This is so messed up
G                                       C
When I drive these streets north on the way home
                           Em
And pass through a toll or two
                           C
I'll try not to think of you
But it's easier said

G                               Em
How can you be my one that got away
When you're still hanging around
D
How can he be so much better than me
C
When he only comes to town
G                   Em
To love you for the weekend
                  D
Regardless of the reason
It's not okay
      C
I was there for you and you just pushed me away

G
When you're at the beach in San Diego
C
With the sand beneath your feet
Em
Try not to think of me
C
This is so messed up
G                                       C
When I drive these streets north on the way home
                           Em
And pass through a toll or two
                           C
I'll try not to think of you
But it's easier said than done
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