Pretty easy song. The walkdown at the end might not be right, but it'll do for now.

            E               B
The Micheal Jordan of drunk driving 
           A
played his final game tonight. 
   E                B
And burdened by his loneliness, 
   A
he wanted to feel alive.  
    C#m                B
His laziness built the pyramids 
        E                A
and his solitude was a knife.  
            E               B
The Micheal Jordan of Drunk Driving 
           A          E
played his final game tonight.