• Song:

    Harry Freakin Potter

  • Artist:

    Darren Criss

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Intro: F (...the "dudududududududu")

F                     C
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
          G
You don't understand
         F
you're a legend, man,
       G
to us all!
              C
Every son and daughter-- "SAFE!"
         G
... From You-Know-Who,
      F
all because of you!
         G
You were small,
      F                    Esus4 E
but I wonder if you can recall...

     Am    G
Long story short,
       F
this guy,
      Em
"Voldemort"
    Dm
was super cruel...
F            G
"Voldemort?" gasp "SHHH!!!"

Am           G               F
... Tried to kill you & your parents,
    Em               Dm                F G
and this is where it gets intensely cool...
Am                     F
Even though you were a tiny little boy,
Am                          F
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
Am                     F                 G
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

F                     C
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
   G            F
We don't prefer Gandalf,
           G
Merlin, or Oz,
                   C
You're a whole lot hotter!
          G
With that lighting scar,
F                        G
you're a superstar to us all!
            F                        Esus4 E
If we're in trouble we know who to call!


A E D E (however many times you want)
C#sus4

C#                    F#
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
           C#
I wouldn't wince at all,
         B               C#
you're invincible to all harm!
           F#
Like Betty Crocker--[Oooh!]
            C#
... I wanna eat you up!
          B
No one'll beat you up
          C#
with that charm!
          B
Remember, Harry, kid,
           C#
you're the Boss,
           Eb
you're the King,
           Ab
you're the Bomb!

            Abm     F#
But this is all so sad,
           E       Ebm
I mean, my Mom and Dad
            C#m     E                  F#
were killed, long ago...(Long ago they died!)
      Abm      F#
... I wanna be psyched,
    E       Ebm
but being unliked
   C#m     E                          F#
is all I know...(All he knows, that's why-)

Abm                      E
I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
Abm              E
an opportunity eleven years late...
Abm                           E
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
    F#                          Ab
and show 'em that I'm something great!

    F#             C#
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
        Ab
I'll do what I can
            F#          Ab
if what you say I am is true!
           C#
I can't be bothered
      Ab
by my awful past,
     F#
I've found at last
          C#    Ab
something I can do,
        Eb      Bb
so it's time I knew
  C#          Eb
exactly who I am...

    Ab            A Bb
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!


       Ab              A Bb
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
           Ab              A Bb
I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter--
                Eb           Ab A Bb Ab A Bb
... And I'm the Man!


Eb
[spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"
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