C5 D5 G5 E5 C5 D5 G5 G5 D5 You pulled up at the house at half past seven, E5 C5 In your ?69 Impala, shook hands with my father, G5 D5 And we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in, E5 For some Trojans and a six-pack, C5 A5 Still your eyes kept wandering back to her, C5 It?s always her D5 So let?s get one thing straightened out here, sir Chorus C5 D5 If you think you?re seeing double G5 E5 Let me save you some trouble C5 D5 G5 This ain?t no two-for-one bargain here, mister C5 D5 ?Cause I?m much more than just twice shy G5 E5 I?ve had enough two-timing guys C5 D5 G5 Who only want me ?cause they want my sister D5 My eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine, E5 C5 And the tattoo on her lower back?s exactly just like mine G5 But, if you look beneath the surface, D5 We?re as different as can be, E5 ?Cause there?s just one heart that beats for you C5 And that heart belongs to me A5 C5 And not to her, it?s always her D5 So let?s get one thing straight if I?m your girl Chorus E5 And if tomorrow you should die C5 My sister would not bat an eye G5 She doesn?t even know your name D5 She?s going with some other guy E5 As long as she is still around C5 I?ll always have a trace of doubt D5 I need to know your love is real, but how? G5 D5 We?re all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty E5 Mother pays her last respects C5 I look around, no one suspects G5 D5 That it was me who put the Drano in her coffee E5 And now that she is underground C5 I?ll know that you?re not hanging ?round A5 C5 For her, no, not for her D5 G5 And now I?ll know your love is true for sure C5 D5 It pains my heart to think of her G5 A rotting, stinking, maggot-infested, E5 Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse beneath the earth C5 D5 E5 You can?t imagine just how much I miss her, C5 D5 G5 But now I know you want me, not my sister.
