This Song has only been performed live so far, and isnt on an album (yet).
The title is just a joke that has stuck.

Have a look at the Chords Patterns below and listen to it on youtube and
you should be able to figure it out... Enjoy!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Oln5IHsA0

Capo on 7

G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)       C (x32010@1)     Gsus2 (3x0233@1)    G/C (2431xx@7)     C/GE|----3----|----2----|----0----|----3----|----3----|----0-----| (3x555x@1)B|----3----|----3----|----1----|----3----|----3----|----1-----|
G|----0----|----2----|----0----|----0----|----0----|----0-----|
D|----0----|----0----|----2----|----0----|----0----|----0-----|
A|----2----|----0----|----3----|----0----|----3----|----2-----|
E|----3----|----X----|----X----|----3----|----X----|----3-----|



Intro: G Gsus2

G (320003@1)                     G/C (2431xx@7) CIf (x32010@1)I had been born 200 years ago
    G (320003@1)                         A (x02220@1)         DI (xx0232@1)would have been a sailor, a-Sailing I would go
          G (320003@1)              G/f#              G (320003@1)    G/F# (320002@1)      CI'd (x32010@1)sail around the capes across the seven seas and then back home
G (320003@1)                 D (xx0232@1)       GIf (320003@1)I had been born 200 years ago

G (320003@1)                                  G/C (2431xx@7)             Cand (x32010@1)I would know the waters and the waters would know me
         G (320003@1)                             A (x02220@1)          DI (xx0232@1)would cut across the waves and be as happy as can be
        G (320003@1)           G/f#            G (320003@1)       G/F# (320002@1) CId (x32010@1)be landless Id be loveless Id be flight and fancy free
G (320003@1)                                  D (xx0232@1)            Gand (320003@1)would know the waters and the waters would know me

G (320003@1)                                        G/C (2431xx@7)       CAnd (x32010@1)when I think about the place and time were I was born
G (320003@1)                                        A (x02220@1)                 Dwell (xx0232@1)I wonder if the hands of fate have slipped and placed me wrong 
                G (320003@1)               G/f#                G (320003@1)     G/F# (320002@1)   Ccos (x32010@1)there are ships I could have sailed and sailors boots I could've worn
G (320003@1)                               D (xx0232@1)             Gwhen (320003@1)I think about the place and time were I was born

G (320003@1)                                  G/C (2431xx@7)        CBut (x32010@1)the ocean is still out there magnificent and wide
G (320003@1)                              A (x02220@1)              DWith (xx0232@1)open arms to hold me, and endless space to hide,
          G (320003@1)             G/f#              G (320003@1)     G/F# (320002@1) CAnd (x32010@1)the only things that hold me back are things I hold inside
     G (320003@1)                         D (xx0232@1)          GThe (320003@1)ocean is still out there magnificent and wide

C (x32010@1) C/G (3x555x@1)DOh, (xx0232@1)oh, oh
 G (320003@1) G/C (2431xx@7) C (x32010@1)Oh, oh, oh
 C (x32010@1)  C/G (3x555x@1) DOh, (xx0232@1)oh, oh
D (xx0232@1)                GA-Sailing (320003@1)I should go

C C D G

Tabbed by Twheel.