"Bob Wilson - Anchorman" - Half Man Half Biscuit For those that don't know, Bob Wilson is a goalkeeper turned soccer presenter. And he's dreadful. Chords by Matt Poole of England, England. A Lord, I’ve tried the best I can D I’ve asked everybody in Kazakhstan E but I still don’t understand D A Bob Wilson – anchorman. (Chords are the same throughout) I’ve been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal I’ve even been to look for Jim Rosenthal Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall, crying Bob Wilson – anchorman. Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground And that man can go faster than the speed of sound But I still can’t get my head around Bob Wilson – anchorman. I’m cold and I’m hungry and I’m in Dundalk I’ve got no bus fare; I’ve got to walk It’s raining soup and I’ve got a fork Where be my camper van? Well I’d like to meet Stephenson, the engineer And I’d like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer And I’d love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea of Bob Wilson – anchorman.