D (3x)
 	 (Intro)
 	   G
 	 I just got offa work at five
 	 D
 	 Drivin' that old van I drive
 	 G
 	 Overalls and dirty boots 
 	     A
 	 But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit
 	         G
 	 So when I walked into that fancy store
 	      D
 	 They looked at me like I was poor
 	       G
 	 But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
 	               A  	 	  	    A(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard)
 	 It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!"


 	  	 (CHORUS)
 	  	                    G 	 
 	  	 Upper Middle Class White Trash 
 	  	                       D
 	  	 My pockets can't hold all my cash
 	  	   	       A
 	  	 Cuz one day I stopped to pee
 	                                  D
 	  	 Got some gas and won the lottery
 	  	                         G  	 
 	  	 Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
 	  	                                   D 	  	  	 
 	  	 My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good
 	  	  	  	  
 	  	 The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
 	  	     A(stop)          D  	    D G A D(mute strings and strum 2x)
 	  	 and Upper Middle Class White Trash

 	          G
 	 I got my home boy Chris a brand new shop
 	     D
 	 For all those cars on cinder blocks
 	     G
 	 And cousin Charlie he thinks it's cool
 	    A(stop) 	  	  	  	  	 A
 	 To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool
 	         G
 	 I had a birthday party for momma last night
 	        D        
 	 In her 90 and a half foot triple wide 
 	     G
 	 You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
 	 A (let it ring)
 	 NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen
 	 

 	  	 (CHORUS)
 	 
 	  	  	 (BRIDGE)
 	  	  	 G (let it ring)
 	  	  	 Buyin chicken wings by the bucket
 	  	  	    D (let it ring)
 	  	  	 We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
 	  	  	 E (let it ring)
 	  	  	 All the Miller Lite that you can handle
 	  	  A (let it ring) 	  	  	 A(strum 2x speed -- then let it ring) 
 	  	  	 A hundred and 57 movie channels....   	  	   heh heh heh...
 	 
 	  	 (CHORUS - slightly modified)
 	  	                    G 	 
 	  	 Upper Middle Class White Trash 
 	  	                        D
 	  	 Our pockets can't hold all our cash
 	  	   	       A
 	  	 Cuz one day I stopped to pee
 	  	                          D  	 
 	  	 Got some gas and won the lottery-yee-yee
 	  	                         G
 	  	 Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
 	  	                                   D 
 	  	 My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good
 	  	  	  	  	 
 	  	 My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
 	  	     A(stop)            D  	    D G A D D
 	  	 and Upper Middle Class White Trash

 	 G
 	 So pop a top, sit back and relax
 	                            D
 	 All you Upper Middle Class White Trash...
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