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Ballad of the Wookies
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        Em                A
I'm growing old like a Wookie

        Em                A
I'm growing old like a Wookie

        Em          A
Gonna move to Endor

        Em          A
Get a treehouse on Endor

        Em          A
Gonna get small and white

        Em          A
Gonna get small and white


Verse 2
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And I can't fly my space ship
'cause I'm too fucking small
And I can't drink with Lando
'cause I can't drink at all
(Wookie noises)

Verse 3
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And I can't wear a bandolier (sp?)
Or shoot a bowcaster
'cause I'm getting pretty short
And my hair is turning white
And I'm afraid of Threepio
When Luke makes him fly

Note: to play the happier version of the song use both major chords (E and A).  For the sad version use
both minor chords (Em and Am).