Tuning 
Eb-- 
Bb-- 
Gb-- 
Db-- 
Ab-- 
Eb-- 
 
1st Verse: 
 
E5                     C#5 
Never win first place, I don't support the team 
B5                              A5 
I can't take direction and my socks are never clean 
E5                 C#5 
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me 
B5                            A5 
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right 
 
Pre Chorus: 
A5                  B5       
Everyday I fight a war against the mirror 
A5                              B5 
I can't take the person starin' back at me 
                   E5 
I'm a hazard to myself 
 
Chorus: 
               C#5     B5                  A5 
Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy 
                            E5     C#5 
Its bad when you annoy yourself, so irritating 
B5                          A5 
Don't wanna be my friend no more 
                    E5          C#5 
I wanna be somebody else 
                    B5      A5 
I wanna be somebody else yeah 
 
2nd Verse: 
E5           C#5 
LA told me, "you'll be a pop star 
B5                       A5 
All you have to change, is everything you are" 
E5                         C#5 
Tired of being compared to damn Britney spears 
B5               A5 
she's so pretty, that just ain't me 
 
Bridge: 
A5                       B5 
Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe somethin' 
A5                             B5 
A day in the life of someone else 
                       E5 
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself 
 
Chorus: