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So I sing a song

To reel 'em in
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It's a song I sung before and
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a song I'm going to sing again
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I mean every word and I don't mean
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a single one of them
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Oh Lord Make me pure But not yet

Tell a joke

Tell it Twice

If no one else is laughing then why am I?

I split my sides both times and laugh until I cry

Oh Lord please Make me pure but not yet

Don't have to try

I just dial it in

I've never found a job That for me

was worth bothering

I've got a ton of selfish genes and

lazy bones beneath this skin

Oh Lord Make me pure But not yet

Smoking kills

Sex sells

I've got one hand in my pocket But the

other one looks cool as hell

I know I'm gonna die So my revenge is living well

Oh Lord Make me pure But not yet


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I stopped praying So I hope this song will do
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I wrote it all for you
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I'm not perfect But you don't mind that,
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do you?
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I know you're there to pull me through

Aren't you?

So I look for love

I like the search

And I'll be standing for election All across

the known Universe

Every president get the country she deserves

Oh Lord Make me pure but not yet

And I've been seeing

Somebody's wife

She said she'd leave him for me

And I said that wasn't wise

You can't lie to a liar Because of all the lies

Oh Lord, please make me pure But not yet