Tom :D5

Intro:D5       G5       E5      A5

D5       E5      G5       A5
Ah      ah      ah      ah

Verse 1:
D5
My breath smells of a thousand fags 
       G5
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
      E5                              A5
I've started to dress a bit like him
       D5
And early morning when I wake up
  G5
I look like Kiss but without the make-up
       E5                                          A5
And that's a good line to take it to the bridge

Bridge:
G5                                                         E5
And you know, and you know 'cause my life's a mess
G5                                    E5               A5
And I'm trying to grow, so before I'm old I'll confess

Chorus:
D5                        G5                   E5            A5
You think that I'm strong, you're wrong, you're wrong
D5               G5           E5        A5
I'll sing my song, my song, my song

Verse 2:

My bed's full of takeaways, a fantasies of easy lays

The pause button's broke on my video.

And is this real? 'Cause I feel fake, Oprah Winfrey, Ricki Lake

Teach me things I don't need to know

Repeat bridge and chorus

Middle 8:
     A5
If I did it all again I'd be a nun
    G5
The rain was never cold when I was young
          E5                 B5
I'm still young, we're still young
A5
Life's too short to be afraid
        

G5       E5     D5       
Step inside the sun

Repeat Chorus

Outro: (repeat x4 to fade)
D5                                               E5
Life's too short to be afraid, take a pill to numb the pain
G5                                                       A5
You don't have to take the blame


That what I think it is, but I'm sure I'll get load of e-mails
informing I'm 
wrong, and hey, that's fine.
Cheers Mate