SPLIT BEERS AND DRUNKEN TEARS- SOUNDS LIKE CHICKEN

* Triplet

VERSE-

F#
I`ve got a bone to pick with you

Bb
But I`ll wait till I`ve had a few

Ab                D            C#
Cos confrontation never was my style

F#
There`s something that I wanna say

Bb
And its not gonna go away

Ab                 D          C#
This one thing has taken me a while

F#
To think up in my head

Bb
Of something that you said

Ab              D                   C#     
Some incoherent mumbling strikes my ears

BREAK-

F#
What`d you say about my mum?

Bb
Are you saying that I`m dumb?

Ab                   D                 C#
I heard you loud and clear you said to me

CHORUS-

F#    Bb
No sorry I don`t have one

D     C#
Which means to me

F#   Bb       D                     C#
Put down whatever you are drinking now so I can take a swing

F#   Bb         D                     C#
Let down your guard so you`re an easy target

                    F#
Now you`re skating thin

     Bb       D                        C#                     F#          Bb
Ice cold I`ll empty both your glasses then I might take your girl friend out

D              C#
Just give it up you`re no match for me

BRIDGE- 

F#  Bb  D  C#  X3

F#  Bb  D*  C#* F#

VERSE-

F#
I`ve got a bone to pick with you

Bb
And I don`t think its something new

Ab              D               C#
My tolerance is wearing way too thin

F#
Your smell it makes me sick

Bb
I think you`re gonna pick

Ab                  D              C#
A fight with me out cold before we start

F#
You`re yelling up a storm

Bb
Tonight you`re in good form

Ab                  D                      C#
8 brewskis down the hatch and you`re still up

BREAK-

F#
I said nothing about your mum

Bb
I`m not saying that you`re dumb

Ab                   D            C#
Its your tendency to misinterpret me

CHORUS

BRIDGE REPEATED TO END