I think I've got it right. You might want to put a capo on third if it suits your voice.

E (022100@1)                                                            AI (x02220@1)think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
E (022100@1)                                                     A'Cause (x02220@1)he's infatuated, and he's the fulcrum between us two
B (x2444x@1)                           A (x02220@1)                                         EAnd (022100@1)I can't say I'd blame him 'cause I'd cheat a priest just to get to you
E(Doo-doo (022100@1)doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo do)

EShe (022100@1)works in a dental practice, nine-til-five how does she manage?
A (x02220@1)                                       EConsidering (022100@1)her nights don't pass out til three
B (x2444x@1)                A (x02220@1)                                      ESo (022100@1)I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine
E(Doo-doo (022100@1)doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do)

    A (x02220@1)                        B (x2444x@1)                               AAnd (x02220@1)I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
A (x02220@1)                                                            EThere's (022100@1)no jealousy, 'cause she's little miss pipedream fantasy
                 A(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh (x02220@1)oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 E(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh (022100@1)oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 A(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh (x02220@1)oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 E(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh (022100@1)oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)

E (022100@1)       A (x02220@1)         B (x2444x@1)                C#m (x13321@4)                 AI (x02220@1)saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reid on an Irish stag do
A (x02220@1)              B (x2444x@1)                   C#m (x13321@4)                             AAnd (x02220@1)I'll wait if you stay 'cause foggy London town's not built for me or you
A (x02220@1)                                         E (022100@1) 
Don't leave miss pipedream 'cause I love you
E(Doo-doo (022100@1)doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do)
                 A(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh (x02220@1)oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 E(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh (022100@1)oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)

    A (x02220@1)                        B (x2444x@1)               C#m (x13321@4)           AAnd (x02220@1)I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
           A (x02220@1)                     B (x2444x@1)               C#m (x13321@4)           AThere's (x02220@1)no jealousy, though she'll grind it out with friends but not with me
A (x02220@1)                              E (022100@1)     
She's my little pipedream fantasy
E(Doo-doo (022100@1)doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do)
                 A(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh (x02220@1)oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 E(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh (022100@1)oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 A (x02220@1)(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 E(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh (022100@1)oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)