80 Year Old Whore
Written By Adam Dodd

CAPO 3

Intro

C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)                   AmI (x02210@1)was walking with my buddies,
    F (133211@1)           GAnd (320003@1)saw a few hot chicks,
C (x32010@1)                Am (x02210@1)But, I wasnt interested in them,
         F (133211@1)                GNo, (320003@1)they werent the finest picks,
C (x32010@1)                      Am (x02210@1)But, then you caught my attention,
         F (133211@1)                     GFrom (320003@1)the window of the old folks place,
C (x32010@1)                 AmRight (x02210@1)away I knew I was in love,
       F (133211@1)                      GWhen (320003@1)I saw the wrinkles on your face,
F (133211@1)              GI (320003@1)came inside to meet you,
        C (x32010@1)     Em (022000@1)              AmAnd (x02210@1)you hobbled right through the door,
GWith (320003@1)your walker,

C (x32010@1)       Am (x02210@1)       F (133211@1)         GYoure (320003@1)my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
C (x32010@1)                 Am (x02210@1)I love it that your pubes are grey, 
         F (133211@1)              GAnd (320003@1)your boobs sag to the floor,
  C (x32010@1)        Em (022000@1)                          
Every time I take out your dentures,
  F (133211@1)            GI (320003@1)know whats in store,
C (x32010@1)                     AmIts (x02210@1)time to clean your dentures,
                 F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)         CCause (x32010@1)youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,

Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)               AmYoung (x02210@1)girls dont turn me on,
F (133211@1)             GExperience (320003@1)is a must,
C (x32010@1)                   AmEspecially (x02210@1)when youre 4 foot 8,
         F (133211@1)             GAnd (320003@1)your vagina collects dust,
C (x32010@1)            AmWhen (x02210@1)we get to kissin,
    F (133211@1)             GYou (320003@1)wheeze as I get hyper,
C (x32010@1)                    AmAnd (x02210@1)I love it when you pluck your whiskers,
   F (133211@1)             GAs (320003@1)I take off your diaper,
F (133211@1)           GYou (320003@1)ask me to change you,
     C (x32010@1)        Em (022000@1)  AmBut, (x02210@1)baby, that all depends,
GPun (320003@1)intended,

C (x32010@1)       Am (x02210@1)       F (133211@1)         GYoure (320003@1)my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
C (x32010@1)                 AmI (x02210@1)love it when your knees give out,
         F (133211@1)                 GAnd (320003@1)you fall straight to the floor,
C (x32010@1)          EmEvery (022000@1)time I spank that ass,
F (133211@1)              GYou (320003@1)poop in your drawers, 
C (x32010@1)         AmBut (x02210@1)I dont care at all,
                 F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)         CCause (x32010@1)youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
 
Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)                 AmMany (x02210@1)nights, well just stay in,
           F (133211@1)                       GWell (320003@1)eat applesauce and well watch porn,
C (x32010@1)               AmAs (x02210@1)I massage your hunchback,
    F (133211@1)             GAnd (320003@1)nibble on your corns,
C (x32010@1)              AmYour (x02210@1)bones are a creakin,
          F (133211@1)             GAnd (320003@1)your arm flab gets me hard,
C (x32010@1)              AmBut (x02210@1)then the Alzheimers kicks in,
        F (133211@1)                           GAnd (320003@1)you dont know where the hell you are,
F (133211@1)             GDuring (320003@1)sex you love it,
       C (x32010@1)        Em (022000@1)         AmWhen (x02210@1)I whisper in your hearing aid,
GI (320003@1)love you, Ethel,

C (x32010@1)       Am (x02210@1)       F (133211@1)         GYoure (320003@1)my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
C (x32010@1)                 Am (x02210@1)                   F (133211@1)                G (320003@1)            
I love it when you call 9-1-1 when you get lost in the grocery store,
C (x32010@1)                        Em (022000@1)                Am (x02210@1)                    GAnd (320003@1)I dont mind you gave Stonewall Jackson a handjob during the Civil War,
C (x32010@1)           Am (x02210@1)                 FCause (133211@1)Im so damn in love with my beautiful, 
G (320003@1)         C80 (x32010@1)year-old whore

Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)THE END.

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