Tabbed by Chad.  

Standard tuning. 



Intro: C5


                          C5
Put your arms around me baby 
                         G5
Can't you see I need you so
                             F5
Hold me close against your skin
                 G5 
I'm about to begin
         C5
Lovin' you


Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
           C5
At a medium pace

Play with my balls and tell me
G5
How big they are

Honey, rub your beaver
     F5
Up and down my face
      G5
Sit on the corner of the bed
         C5
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
        C5
Now stick it up my ass

Push it in and out
       G5
At a medium pace
                                 F5
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick

And how big it was
 G5
Now shave off my pubes
             C5
And punch me in the face
    F5
Whoa darlin'
          G5
Make me push my dick and balls
C5          B5        A5
Back between my legs
G5                F5
Call me an ugly woman

And take my picture to show
                      G5
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum

And take the shampoo bottle
C5
Out of my ass

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
G5
And watch me whack off
               F5
Strap on a dildo

And make me give you head
G5
Tell me to slow down
             C5
And do it at a medium pace

I feel so humiliated
 C5
I'm about to blow my load

You tell me it's time to make love
G5
But now I can't

'Cause I spewed all over myself
                        F5
Then you look into my eyes
       G5
And you realize
               C5           B5      A5      G5
How much I enjoy lovin' you
F5                                    G5
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach 
                                                 
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you  

Outro- A5   G5   C5