A E Put on your Yamaka D E Its time for Chanukah A E So much funnaka D E To celebrate Chanukah Whoo~ A E D E Chanukah is the festival of lights A E Instead of one day of presents D E We get eight crazy nights A E When you feel like the only kid in town D E Without a Christmas tree A E Now here's a new list of people who are Jewish D E Just like you and me A E Winona Ryder, D E Drinks Manischewitz wine A E D E Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein A E Guess who gives and receives D E Loads of Chanukah toys A E D E The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys A E Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, D E Courtney Love is half too A E Put them together D E What a funky bad ass Jew D We got Harvey Keitel E And flash dancer Jennifer Beals D Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish E(strum once and ring) E And yes her boobs are real A E Put on that yarmulka D E Its time for Chanukah A E 2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka D E celebrates Chanukahahaha A E O.J. Simpson D E Still not a Jew A E But guess who is, D E The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo A E Bob Dylan was born a Jew D Then he wasn't E but now he's back, A E Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish D E 'Cause we're pretty good in the sack. A E Guess who got bar-mitzvahed D E On the PGA tour A E No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods D E I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore. D So many Jews are in the show biz E Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish E(strum once and ring) E But my mother thinks he is. A E Tell the world-amanaka D E It's time to celebrate Chanukah A E It's not pronounced Ch-nakah D E The C is silent in Chanukah A E So read your hooked on phonica D Get drunk in Tijuanaka A E If you really really wannaka D E A Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!
