intro: C5 F5 x4

     C5                       F5
well I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday
     C5                          F5
so I drink 'em all away. That's me!
    G5                   F5          G5             F5   
oh, I don't decorate no trees, and I wont eat no potato latkes.
    G5                         F5
But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze,
C5                 F5
That's just who I am.
      C5                             F5
Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg
     C5                               F5
Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs
G5                         F5
While you're singing your holiday tune
    G5               F5
I'm acting like the town buffoon
G5                            F5
Whippin' out my big , white, scary moon
C5                       F5
And blowin' a beef your way
       C5                            F5
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
   C5                            F5
To me they're just something to shoot
       G5            F5           C5
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
G5
Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin'
                             A5
No chance for season feeling kind of guy
G5
This time of year sucks so I take my numb-chucks
Dadd6                       F5
And make sure every snowman die
C5                        F5
Believin' in Santa's all wrong
    C5                           F5
And Chanukah's eight nights too long 
       G5            F5           C5
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
       G5            F5           C5
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me