Am C Fm G D E e | --------------------2----- | B | -1-----1----1---1---3----- | G | -2-----2----2---2---2---1- | D | -2----------3-----------2- | A | -------3--------3-------2- | E | -------------------------- | Fill 1 E -3-1-0- Fill 2 E -3-1-3-1- Am C D G Am (fill1) C (fill2) D G Am Fm You're helpless and hopeless D G You want to help out the homeless Am Fm D G But you've got problems Am Fm You're selfish and worthless D G And you have no fucking purpose Am Fm D G You're a cancer causing, cancer having slob D G C E Am (fill1) D G C Whoa-oa, Who-oa-oa-oa, Whoa-oa-oa Am Fm There are morals that conflict with orals D G That conflict with anals, that believe in angels Am Fm D G Angels are hating on you Am Fm Good is the absence of evil D G And evil is the absence of good Am Fm D G There is an axis of evil rolling into this neighborhood D G C E Am (fill1) With the sound of gun shots, Bang! Bang! Bang! D G C Am Whoa-oa, Whoa, Whoa D G C E Am (fill1) D G C Whoa-oa, Who-oa-oa-oa, Whoa-oa-oa Am Fm It was then that I found I am vampire C E I have fangs fucking 15 inches long Am Fm And the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someones blood C E Feels so good I am compelled to sing this song Am Fm At night when I retire to my coffin C E To sleep for a hundred years or more Am Fm All you people that I know will have died long ago C E and your children will have died 10 years before D G C E Am Whoa-oa, Who-oa-oa-oa
