A5 C5 F5 G5 D5 E5 e | --------------------2----- | B | -1-----1----1---1---3----- | G | -2-----2----2---2---2---1- | D | -2----------3-----------2- | A | -------3--------3-------2- | E | -------------------------- | Fill 1 E5 -3-1-0- Fill 2 E5 -3-1-3-1- A5 C5 D5 G5 A5 (fill1) C5 (fill2) D5 G5 A5 F5 You're helpless and hopeless D5 G5 You want to help out the homeless A5 F5 D5 G5 But you've got problems A5 F5 You're selfish and worthless D5 G5 And you have no fucking purpose A5 F5 D5 G5 You're a cancer causing, cancer having slob D5 G5 C5 E5 A5 (fill1) D5 G5 C5 Whoa-oa, Who-oa-oa-oa, Whoa-oa-oa A5 F5 There are morals that conflict with orals D5 G5 That conflict with anals, that believe in angels A5 F5 D5 G5 Angels are hating on you A5 F5 Good is the absence of evil D5 G5 And evil is the absence of good A5 F5 D5 G5 There is an axis of evil rolling into this neighborhood D5 G5 C5 E5 A5 (fill1) With the sound of gun shots, Bang! Bang! Bang! D5 G5 C5 A5 Whoa-oa, Whoa, Whoa D5 G5 C5 E5 A5 (fill1) D5 G5 C5 Whoa-oa, Who-oa-oa-oa, Whoa-oa-oa A5 F5 It was then that I found I am vampire C5 E5 I have fangs fucking 15 inches long A5 F5 And the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someones blood C5 E5 Feels so good I am compelled to sing this song A5 F5 At night when I retire to my coffin C5 E5 To sleep for a hundred years or more A5 F5 All you people that I know will have died long ago C5 E5 and your children will have died 10 years before D5 G5 C5 E5 A5 Whoa-oa, Who-oa-oa-oa
