C- (x32010@1)F- (133211@1)Dm- (xx0231@1)G (320003@1)then e--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--3--| B--1-----------1-----------3-----------0--| G--0-----------2-----------2-----------0--| D--2-----------3-----------------------0--| A--3-----------------------------------2--| E--------------------------------------3--| C (x32010@1) Fyou're (133211@1)helpless, and hopeless Dm (xx0231@1) Gyou (320003@1)wanna help out the homeless C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gbut (320003@1)you've got problems C (x32010@1) Fyou're (133211@1)selfish, and worthless Dm (xx0231@1) Gand (320003@1)you have no fucking purpose C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gyou're (320003@1)a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) Cwhoa-oh (x32010@1) whoa WHOOOAAAAA whoooaaaaa-ohhh-oooohhh C (x32010@1) Fthere (133211@1)are morals that conflict with orals Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) that conflict with anals that believe in angels C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gangels (320003@1)are hating on you C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) if good is the absence of evil Dm (xx0231@1) Gand (320003@1)evil is the absence of good C (x32010@1) Fthere (133211@1)is an axis of evil Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) rolling into this neighborhood Dm (xx0231@1) Fwith (133211@1)the sound of gunshots C (x32010@1) E (022100@1) Ambang! (x02210@1)pow!! pswchh!!! Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) C. G. Am. Dm (xx0231@1)G (320003@1)Cwhoa-oh (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Fit (133211@1)was then that i found i am a vampire Dm (xx0231@1) Ami (x02210@1)have fangs fucking 15 inches long C (x32010@1) Fthe (133211@1)sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood Dm (xx0231@1) Amfeels (x02210@1)so good i am compelled to sing this song C (x32010@1) Fand (133211@1)at night when i retire to my coffin Dm (xx0231@1) Amto (x02210@1)sleep for a hundred years or more C (x32010@1) Fall (133211@1)you people that i know will have died long ago Dm (xx0231@1) Am (x02210@1) Am- (x02210@1)F- (133211@1)Cand (x32010@1)their children will have died ten years before Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)G (320003@1) Amwhoaaaaa-oh. (x02210@1)whooaa-oh-oh-ohhh