C5 - F5 - D5 - G5
then
e--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--3-- |
B--1-----------1-----------3-----------0-- |
G--0-----------2-----------2-----------0-- |
D--2-----------3-----------------------0-- |
A--3-----------------------------------2-- |
E--------------------------------------3-- |
C5 F5
you're helpless, and hopeless
D5 G5
you wanna help out the homeless
C5 F5 D5 G5
but you've got problems
C5 F5
you're selfish, and worthless
D5 G5
and you have no fucking purpose
C5 F5 D5 G5
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob
D5 G5 C5 F5 D5 G5 C5
whoa-oh whoa WHOOOAAAAA whoooaaaaa-ohhh-oooohhh
C5 F5
there are morals that conflict with orals
D5 G5
that conflict with anals that believe in angels
C5 F5 D5 G5
angels are hating on you
C5 F5
if good is the absence of evil
D5 G5
and evil is the absence of good
C5 F5
there is an axis of evil
D5 G5
rolling into this neighborhood
D5 F5
with the sound of gunshots
C5 E5 A5
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!
D5 G5 C5 A5 D5 G5 C. G. Am. D5 G5 C5
whoa-oh
C5 F5
it was then that i found i am a vampire
D5 A5
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long
C5 F5
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood
D5 A5
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song
C5 F5
and at night when i retire to my coffin
D5 A5
to sleep for a hundred years or more
C5 F5
all you people that i know will have died long ago
D5 A5 A5 - F5 - C5
and their children will have died ten years before
D5 G5 C5 G5 A5
whoaaaaa-oh. whooaa-oh-oh-ohhh