C
I like telling dirty jokes,
C
And I like smoking crystal meth,
    F       G      C 
But darling I love you.

C
And I like laughing at retards,
C
And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
F           G      C
But darling I love you.

F                   G
I love you like the moon and stars,
     C               Am
When little kids get hit by cars,
F        G         C   
Girl you know it's true.
F        G      C
Darling, I love you.

C
I've been tryin' to move on, 
C
since you left, Since you've been gone,
    F       G       C
but it's so hard on me.

C
Talked to a girl in first hour,
C
bought her a cd, Bought her a flower,
    F       G      C
but she's a stupid cunt.

    F            G          C            Am
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone.
     F             G       C             Am
I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun.
     F                 G            C         Am
I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too.
    F        G      C        
But darling, I love you.