C5
I like telling dirty jokes,
C5
And I like smoking crystal meth,
    F5       G5      C5 
But darling I love you.

C5
And I like laughing at retards,
C5
And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
F5           G5      C5
But darling I love you.

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I love you like the moon and stars,
     C5               A5
When little kids get hit by cars,
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Girl you know it's true.
F5        G5      C5
Darling, I love you.

C5
I've been tryin' to move on, 
C5
since you left, Since you've been gone,
    F5       G5       C5
but it's so hard on me.

C5
Talked to a girl in first hour,
C5
bought her a cd, Bought her a flower,
    F5       G5      C5
but she's a stupid cunt.

    F5            G5          C5            A5
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone.
     F5             G5       C5             A5
I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun.
     F5                 G5            C5         A5
I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too.
    F5        G5      C5        
But darling, I love you.