This is my favorite song by Andrew Jackson Jihad, and it's very easy to play.
 Listen to the song for the rhythm and enjoy!



Intro:  Am, C, G, F 
           Am, C, G, F (hold on F for 8 measures second time)

Verse:

AmNobody (x02210@1)knows everything 
       GWe (320003@1)know this to be true 
FEverything (133211@1)is difficult 
            C (x32010@1)           GExcept (320003@1)what's in front of you 
Am (x02210@1)                                  GBut (320003@1)it's complicated even under your nose 
FBullshit (133211@1)math equations 
         C (x32010@1)             GAnd (320003@1)your highs and your lows 
         AmAnd (x02210@1)your manic depression 
    GIt (320003@1)comes and it goes 
         FYour (133211@1)parasympathetic nervous system reacts 
        C (x32010@1)    GAnd (320003@1)you're in fight-or-flight mode 

Am, C, G, F
Am, C, G, F (hold F for 4 measures second time) 

Verse: (same chords as 1st verse) 

How's the world so small when the world is so large? 
And what made the world, could I please speak to who's in charge? 
Everything is real but it's also just as fake 
From your daughter's birthday party to your grandmother's wake 
And your bi-polar illness, it comes and it goes 
Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts 
And you're in fight or flight 
C (x32010@1)           FYou're (133211@1)in fight or flight 
C (x32010@1)          GYou're (320003@1)in fight or flight mode 


 Am, C, G, F 
 Am, C, G, F (hold on F for 8 measures second time)

Verse: (same chords as 1st verse)

I've tried to know which words to sing so many times 
And I've tried to know which chords to play 
And I've tried to make it rhyme 
And I've tried to find the key that all good songs are in 
And I've tried to find the notes to make that great resounding din 
But there's a bad man in everyone 
No matter who we are 
There's a rapist and a Nazi living in our tiny hearts 
Child pornographers and cannibals, and politicians too 
There's someone in your head waiting to fucking strangle you 

AmSo (x02210@1)here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
 C (x32010@1)                           Am (x02210@1)           GPeople (320003@1)love you more, oh never mind, oh never mind 
                  AmIn (x02210@1)fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson 
        C (x32010@1)                              Am (x02210@1)         GThe (320003@1)world won't care whether you live or die, live or die 
                  AmIn (x02210@1)fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson, 
          C (x32010@1)                         Am (x02210@1)              GThey (320003@1)probably hate to see your stupid face, your stupid face 
                    AmSo (x02210@1)here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, 
C (x32010@1)                        Am, C, G, FYou (133211@1)live in an unforgiving place.

Am, C, G, F (hold F for 8 measures 2nd time)