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A (x02220@1) F#Despair (244322@1)to the point till they provoke
A (x02220@1) F#The (244322@1)punchline before they have told the joke
A (x02220@1) F#The (244322@1)sheer desperation to be seen
A (x02220@1) F# (244322@1)
Staring at the television screen
A (x02220@1) F#Despair (244322@1)to the point where they provoke
A (x02220@1) F#You (244322@1)to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
A (x02220@1) F#Sorry (244322@1)sunshine it doesn't exist
A (x02220@1) F#It (244322@1)wasn't in the top 100 list
F (133211@1) EAnd (022100@1)it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
AmDon't (x02210@1)be surprised when you get bent over,
F (133211@1) E (022100@1) D# (x43121@3)He told ya, that you were gagging for it
A (x02220@1) F#She (244322@1)saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
A (x02220@1) F#The (244322@1)kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
A (x02220@1) F#Another (244322@1)variation on a theme
A (x02220@1) F#A (244322@1)tangle on the television and the magazine
A (x02220@1) F#D'you (244322@1)reckon that they do it for a joke?
A (x02220@1) F#D'you (244322@1)reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
A (x02220@1) F#That (244322@1)says "we are defenders
A (x02220@1) F# (244322@1) A (x02220@1) F# (244322@1) G#Of (xx1114@1)any poseur or professional pretender around"
F (133211@1) EWhen (022100@1)did your list replace the twist and turn?
AmAh (x02210@1)the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
F (133211@1) E (022100@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B AAnd (x02220@1)if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
Solo
A F# A F# A F# A F# A E F# A F#
F (133211@1) EAnd (022100@1)it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
AmDon't (x02210@1)be surprised when you get bent over,
F (133211@1) E (022100@1) D#He (x43121@3)told ya, that you were gagging for it
F (133211@1)
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
ENot (022100@1)quick enough can I have it quicker?
AmAlready (x02210@1)thick and you're getting thicker
FLets (133211@1)have a game on the Teddy Picker
ENot (022100@1)quick enough can I have it quicker?
D#Already (x43121@3)thick and you're getting thicker
A (x02220@1) F#Asuming (244322@1)that all things are equal,
A (x02220@1) F# (244322@1) A (x02220@1) EWho'd (022100@1)want to be men of the people
F# (244322@1) D#When (x43121@3)there's people like you?
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this sounds really nice if played well and in time - work on it
and it can be a nice acoustic alternative to the song - enjoy !
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