Each chord should be strum twice (including the intro), the time signature is 3/4 and should feel similar to a waltz "1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3..." Intro: C C C There was an old farmer C G Who lived on a rock G G He sat in the meadow F Just shaking his C C Fist at some boys C G Who were down by the crick G G Their feet in the water F Their hands on their C C Marbles and playthings C G And at half past four G G There came a young lady F She looked like a C C Pretty young creature C G She sat on the grass G G She pulled up her dress F And she showed them her C C Ruffles and laces C G And white fluffy duck G G She said she was learning F A new way to C C Bring up her children C G So they would not spit G G While the boys in the barnyard F Were shoveling C C Refuse and litter C G From yesterday's hunt G G While the girl in the meadow F Was rubbing her C C Eyes at the fellow C G Down by the dock G G He looked like a man F With a sizable C C Home in the country C G With a big fence out front G G And if he asked her politely F She'd show him her C C Little pet dog C G Who was subject to fits G G And maybe she'd let him F Grab hold of her C C Small tender hand C G With a movement so quick G G And then she'd bend over F And suck on his C C Candy, so tasty C G Made of butterscotch G G And then he'd spread whipped cream F All over her C C Cookies that she had C G Left out on her shelf G G If you think this is dirty F C You can go fuck yourself!
