Tabbed by: Sam Filgate

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Everybody loves hot dogs
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Even pasty Hippies
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'Cause its hard to beat a tube of meat
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But now a question hits me

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What the hell's in a hotdog
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I shouldn't ask maybe
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'Cause I don't know any animal 
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that grows cylindrically

Chorus:
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       So have a hotdog on me my friends
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       It's made out of animal odds and ends
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       Have a hotdog on me my friends
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       It's the particle board of meat

Its good to reuse and recycle
The unpopular pieces of meat
That are quite gross 
Yet after they're proccesed
Are such a delicious treat

That the children eat them 'til they're queasy
Because they love the taste 
of Sodium Phosphate and Erythorbate,
Soy Protein and Sodium Nitrate

Repeat Chorus

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May or may not contain
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Chicken and/or Pork and/or Meat

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So have a hotdog on me my friends
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Dont think 'bout the parts from the pigs rear end
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Have a hotdog on me my friends
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It's the particle board
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The particle board
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The board particle of meat.