INTRO
B7 , D7 , A7 , A7 - Bb7 - B7 , D7 , A7
VERSE ONE
B7 D7 A7 A7 - Bb7
Alchohol, my permanent accessory
B7 D7 A7 A7 - Bb7
Alchohol, a party time necessity
B7 D7 A7 F#m7
Alchohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
D E A , E , A , E ,
Oh, alchohol, I still drink to your health
CHORUS
A E F#m7 A7 - Bb7 - B7 D A E
I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alchohol
VERSE TWO
B7 D7 A7 A7 - Bb7
Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
B7 D7 A7 A7 - Bb7
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G. and T. for me
B7 D7 A7 F#m7
Alchohol, your songs resolve like my life never will
D E A , E , A , E
When someone else is picking up the bill
CHORUS (as above)
F#m7 D E F#m7
Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me?
D E F#m7 D E A , E
For while I cannot love myself, I'll use something else
BRIDGE
A A/Ab A/G D/F# D A
I thought that alchohol was just for those with nothing else to do
A A/Ab A/G Dm/F A
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze
A/Ab A/G Dm/F A
But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
A/Ab A/G D E
To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse
[During piano solo play intro]
CHORUS (as above)
E F#m7 B7 D7
Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor
A E
trying on your camisole?
F#m7 D E F#m7 D E F#m7
Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me, for while I cannot love myself
D E A9
I'll use something else
OUTRO
A9 , Em7 (x4 and end on A9 )
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