G F7M G
I know why I like you,
F7M G
It's cause of your clothing
F7M G
And your haircut
G (mute)
And 'cause you're racist
G F7M G
I have a match, your face
F7M G
My asking you questions
F7M G
You can't answer
C
You wanna box me?
Am Am7M Am7 Am6
Our world works in mysterious ways
Am Am7M Am7 Am6
They say a man with a beard may frighten
Am Am7M Am7 Am6
Children or dogs, but a mustache scares me more
A G7M A
I know why you bite me
G7M A
It's cause of your instincts
G7M A
And your canines
A (mute)
And 'cause I kicked you
A G A
I have a bone to pick
G A
Please go on the paper
G A
And fetch me my slippers
D5 (mute)
And stop meowing
Bm Bm7M Bm7 Bm6
Man's best friend wags his tail and bares his
Bm Bm7M Bm7 Bm6
Teeth to the man with the mail and though he's
Bm Bm7M Bm7 Bm6
Frightened of thunder, he never goes to war
B7 F#m B7
Tell me what's the circumstance of circumsision
E7 A7 E7
And what happens in my daughter's pants, is whose descision
B7 F#m
I've seen the facts, of inter-race relations
B7 F#m
Of see-through slacks, and cyber-masturbation
E7 A7
If one hundred monkeys each could have their own show
E7
Perhaps one day a chimp might say
N.C
"You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the lord"
G F7M G
I know why I like you,
F7M G
It's cause of your sandals
F7M G
And your supper
G (mute)
And 'cause you're JESUS
G F7M G
I have a match; your dad
F7M G
My dad has your picture
F7M G
Right next to your mother's
C
And one of Charo
Am Am7M Am7 Am6
They hold hands up in heaven and they
Am Am7M Am7 Am6
Say their son's name is Kevin but I
Am Am7M Am7 Am6
Read in a book somewhere that his name is
A G
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack x2
