S1: I've seen a lot of people request this one all over the place, and
it's already in the archive, but it's way off so I had to set things
right. On the CD they use guitar capo 2, and it sounds better that way.
During the verses and intro the B7, D7, and A7 are all bar chords., INTRO
B5 , D5 , A5 , A7-Bb7-B5 , D5 , A5
VERSE ONE
B5 D5 A5 A7-Bb5
Alchohol, my permanent accessory
B5 D5 A5 A7-Bb5
Alchohol, a party time necessity
B5 D5 A5 F#5
Alchohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
D5 E5 A5 , E5 , A5 , E5 ,
Oh, alchohol, I still drink to your health
CHORUS
A5 E5 F#5 A7-Bb7-B5 D5 A5 E5
I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alchohol
VERSE TWO
B5 D5 A5 A7-Bb5
Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
B5 D5 A5 A7-Bb5
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G. and T. for me
B5 D5 A5 F#5
Alchohol, your songs resolve like my life never will
D5 E5 A5 , E5 , A5 , E5
When someone else is picking up the bill
CHORUS (as above)
F#5 D5 E5 F#5
Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me?
D5 E5 F#5 D5 E5 A5 , E5
For while I cannot love myself, I'll use something else
BRIDGE
A5 A5 A5 D5 D5 A5
I thought that alchohol was just for those with nothing else to do
A5 A5 A5 D5 A5
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze
A5 A5 D5 A5
But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
A5 A5 D5 E5
To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse
During piano solo play intro
CHORUS (as above)
E5 F#5 B5 D5
Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor
A5 E5
trying on your camisole?
F#5 D5 E5 F#5 D5 E5 F#5
Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me, for while I cannot love myself
D5 E5 A5
I'll use something else
OUTRO
A5 , E5 (x4 and end on A5 )