D Close your legs, open your mind C G Leave those compliments well behind D Dig a little deeper into yourself C G And you may find D Come on over here just sit right down C G Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown D I hear you've turned our young men C G Into dribbling clowns D 36 D - So what (D) so what C G Is that all that you've got? D 36 D - So what (D) so what C G Is that all that you've got? D Make their day and go ahead C G Remove your clothes lie on their bed D Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet C G To the easily led D And before you do just what you do C G Here's one thought for you to chew D The men who run the business that you sell C G They screw you too D 36 D - So what (D) so what C G Is that all that you've got? D 36 D - So what (D) so what C G Is that all that you've got? Bm G You're just another 365 night stand D A But you're so handy, you're so handy Bm G You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land D A D But you're so handy, you're so handy D Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls C G You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's D You're body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls C G But you want more D You name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks C G Your Coach and Horses and your Wool-Packs D Your poses turn the passive into maniacs C G But you want more D 36 D - So what (D) so what C G Is that all that you've got? D 36 D - So what (D) so what C G Is that all that you've got? D 36 D - So what (D) so what C G Is that all that you've got? D 36 D - So what (D) so what C G Is that all that you've got? He was trying to save his job He was, he was trying to save his job Original is played in F#-Major
