Beautiful South - I love you (but you're boring)

intro: D (xx0232@1)    F# (244322@1)F#7 (242352@1)  E (022100@1)  A (x02220@1)

D (xx0232@1)                      F# (244322@1)F#7Birds (242352@1)are singing in the trees 
           E (022100@1)               A (x02220@1)As we rise up on a beautiful morning 
            DBut (xx0232@1)I can't hear 
               F# (244322@1)F#7That (242352@1)beautiful sound 
         E (022100@1)            A (x02220@1)  
Because I'm permanently yawning 

D (xx0232@1)                        F# (244322@1)F#7What (242352@1)about the time of the fancy dress 
     E (022100@1)                      AWhen (x02220@1)you came dressed as your mum 
    D (xx0232@1)                        F# (244322@1)F#7And (242352@1)there I was splendid in my penguin suit 
E (022100@1)                  ASo (x02220@1)scared to show my bill 

                   D (xx0232@1)               F# (244322@1)F#7You (242352@1)must have been listening to your Carousel 
     E (022100@1)            AYour (x02220@1)Carousel, that Carousel 

             DRemember (xx0232@1)the time 
                  F# (244322@1)F#7 (242352@1)    E (022100@1)    AWhen (x02220@1)I turned the house into a rocket ship 
          D (xx0232@1)              
And you refused to come to Mars 
               F# (244322@1)F#7You (242352@1)said "It's too far" 
    E (022100@1)                            AYou (x02220@1)had to be back by six to watch your 

D (xx0232@1)           F# (244322@1)F#7 (242352@1)   E (022100@1)   ACarousel (x02220@1)
D (xx0232@1)               F# (244322@1)F#7Saturn's (242352@1)much too far              (Spoken || )
           E (022100@1)   A (x02220@1)                       /
You had to watch Carousel          (What's going on in there?) 

              DWhen (xx0232@1)we first met 
                     F# (244322@1)F#7I (242352@1)asked you for your hand 
                     E (022100@1)       A (x02220@1)I didn't really mean that hand 
        D (xx0232@1)
I meant join hands 
             F# (244322@1)F#7Bake (242352@1)phallic cake                  (Bake phallic cake) 
                   ECarry (022100@1)round sticky tape 
                     AAnd (x02220@1)love those devil dogs 
D (xx0232@1)                   F# (244322@1)F#7Be (242352@1)an Indian elephant              (Be an Indian elephant) 
E (022100@1)                   ABait (x02220@1)straight people 
        DBut (xx0232@1)you must have missed my wink 
    F# (244322@1)F#7 (242352@1)                 E (022100@1)     AYou (x02220@1)must have missed my wink 

                                   (I love you, 
                                    But you're boring, you know, 
                                    I really do love you 
                                    But you're so particularly boring) 
                                     
Maybe you were too busy listening to 
DCarousel (xx0232@1)
         F# (244322@1)F#7 (242352@1)        E (022100@1)      Awatching (x02220@1)Carousel, living Carousel 
                      DYou (xx0232@1)were listening to Carousel 
                  F# (244322@1)F#7 (242352@1)     E (022100@1)     A(one strum)
You were watching Carousel