Beautiful South - I love you (but you're boring)

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Birds are singing in the trees 
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As we rise up on a beautiful morning 
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But I can't hear 
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That beautiful sound 
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Because I'm permanently yawning 

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What about the time of the fancy dress 
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When you came dressed as your mum 
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And there I was splendid in my penguin suit 
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So scared to show my bill 

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You must have been listening to your Carousel 
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Your Carousel, that Carousel 

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Remember the time 
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When I turned the house into a rocket ship 
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And you refused to come to Mars 
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You said "It's too far" 
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You had to be back by six to watch your 

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Carousel 
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Saturn's much too far              (Spoken || )
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You had to watch Carousel          (What's going on in there?) 

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When we first met 
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I asked you for your hand 
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I didn't really mean that hand 
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I meant join hands 
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Bake phallic cake                  (Bake phallic cake) 
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Carry round sticky tape 
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And love those devil dogs 
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Be an Indian elephant              (Be an Indian elephant) 
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Bait straight people 
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But you must have missed my wink 
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You must have missed my wink 

                                   (I love you, 
                                    But you're boring, you know, 
                                    I really do love you 
                                    But you're so particularly boring) 
                                     
Maybe you were too busy listening to 
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Carousel 
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watching Carousel, living Carousel 
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You were listening to Carousel 
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You were watching Carousel