C5 D5 F5 G5 The perfect love song, it has no words, it only has death threats C5 D5 F5 G5 And you can tell, a classic ballad, by how threatening it gets C5 D5 So if you walk into your house, and she's cutting up your mother F5 G5 C5 She's only trying to tell you that, she loves you like no other, D5 F5 G5 No other, she loves you like no other B5 C5 D5 E5 The only emotions that I know are love and hate B5 C5 D5 E5 And she's chopping and she's changing, and it's making you afraid F5 A5 C5 G5 I said, "Close your eyes, and imagine that I'm nice" C5 D5 F5 G5 G5 She'll kiss you or she'll kill you, but you'll, just have to wait C5 D5 F5 G5 Because some things, that I do, make you go blue C5 D5 F5 And something, that you said made me go red C5 D5 F5 G5 The perfect love has no emotions, it only harbours doubts C5 D5 F5 G5 And if she fears, your intentions, she will cut you out C5 D5 So do not raise your voice and do not shake your fist F5 G5 Just pass her the carving knife C5 D5 F5 G5 If that's what she insists, insists, if that's what she insists B5 C5 D5 E5 A hate tattoo on my brain and a love one on my heart B5 C5 D5 E5 I'd like to hate you like I love you and just, tear your dreams apart F5 A5 C5 G5 I said, "Close your eyes, and imagine that I'm nice" C5 D5 F5 G5 G5 Cupid's arrow, looking more like, Cupid's poison dart C5 D5 F5 G5 Because some things that I do, make you go blue C5 D5 F5 G5 And something, that you said, made me go red C5 D5 F5 G5 Some things that I do, make you go blue C5 D5 F5 G5 And something, that you said, made me go red C5 D5 F5 G5 The perfect kiss is dry as sand, and doesn't take your breath C5 D5 F5 G5 C5 The perfect kiss, is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death D5 F5 G5 C5 Is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death D5 F5 G5 C5 (hold) Is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death.