FEMINIST HOUSEWIVES - BITCH AND ANIMAL - SOUR JUICE AND RHYME
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This is the story of Betty and Sue
Two women left their husbands... For each other
Gb (244322@1)name="chord_022100@1">E Gb (244322@1)name="chord_022100@1">E DB D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B Gb (244322@1)name="chord_022100@1">E Gb (244322@1)name="chord_022100@1">E DB D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B Gb (244322@1)name="chord_022100@1">E Gb (244322@1)name="chord_022100@1">E D(One, (xx0232@1)two, three and... *laugh*)
DI (xx0232@1)was watching opera yesterday
And Gloria Steinem came on to say
Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem?
Gloria Steinem's a famous feminist
She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist
She says you can be a housewife and a feminist
Really?
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAll (xx0232@1)you housewives can be
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DFamous (xx0232@1)feminists just like me
Db (x43121@1) BNow (x2444x@1)I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) Db (x43121@1)
B(Cooking (x2444x@1)the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself)
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGloria (xx0232@1)where have you been? (Where have you been?)
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DYou've (xx0232@1)become my inspiration (My inspiration)
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGloria (xx0232@1)where have I been? (Where have I been?)
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAll (xx0232@1)these years I've been listening to Jim
Get out of the way of the game
Where is my dinner?
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGloria (xx0232@1)please save me now (Save me now)
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI (xx0232@1)need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself)
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI (xx0232@1)am becoming a coward
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGloria (xx0232@1)Steinem, where are you now?
Gloria Steinem, wait a minute
I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's
in Washington DC!
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1)Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1)
DGloria, (xx0232@1)Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)going to the rally in Washington
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)gonna see her at the rally in Washington
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)gonna find her at the rally in Washington
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI (xx0232@1)can't wait for the rally in Washington
Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim?
Well... tell him you're on a business trip
Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife...
Db (x43121@1) BAlright, (x2444x@1)tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens
They took a specimen out of your left breast
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1)
DAnd (xx0232@1)planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself
DNo (xx0232@1)Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens
Rally? Women's rights? Who the hell you think you are?
D (xx0232@1) DMy (xx0232@1)name is Betty and my name is Sue
DbAnd (x43121@1)there's a lot of thing we can do
Gb (244322@1)name="chord_022100@1">E Gb (244322@1) E (022100@1)D (xx0232@1) B (x2444x@1)
BCause (x2444x@1)we are, wannabe feminist housewives
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BYeah, (x2444x@1)we are gonna be feminist housewives
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D (xx0232@1) B (x2444x@1) Gb (244322@1)E (022100@1) Gb (244322@1)
ESee (022100@1)you later Jim, I'm going to the rally in Washington
DByebye! (xx0232@1)
D (xx0232@1) DWell (xx0232@1)that was five years ago, today
DbI (x43121@1)said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DMe (xx0232@1)and Betty, we're hitting the road
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1)DI'm (xx0232@1)switching out of wife mode
I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you
Db (x43121@1) BIt's (x2444x@1)just; well you're not really my type Herb
D (xx0232@1) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DLook, (xx0232@1)look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okay
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb
Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil
Bye Olive Oil (Meow)
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)suddenly, Betty and I were free
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DWe (xx0232@1)were finally free
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGoing (xx0232@1)to the rally in Washington
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DOn (xx0232@1)the road to the rally in Washington
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI (xx0232@1)couldn't wait for the rally in Washington
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DHey (xx0232@1)Sue, we're almost to the rally in Washington
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DWell (xx0232@1)I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DWhat (xx0232@1)happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right?
DbSome (x43121@1)people say that it was, that it was destiny
B (x2444x@1) DThat (xx0232@1)Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DSome (xx0232@1)people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road
Who knows?
Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI (xx0232@1)realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) D(I've (xx0232@1)been lusting after you for four years now)
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DBetty, (xx0232@1)I've been lusting after you for four years now
Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) D(I've (xx0232@1)been lusting after you, for four years now)
Oh my god Betty
Oh my god, Oh, My, god
I'm a dyke
I'm a dyke
I'm adyke (x02210@1) Gb (244322@1)name="chord_022100@1">E Gb (244322@1)D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B Gb (244322@1)name="chord_022100@1">E Gb (244322@1)name="chord_022100@1">E DI'm (xx0232@1)a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke
D (xx0232@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D D (xx0232@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D
We're great moms
(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)
