Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch We play this in our band and in my opinion the most hard thing is the rythm of the singing. So you might have to listen to the recording! Have fun ;) "Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about" 8 bars drum rythm "I'd appreciate your input" then intro: Cm - Eb - Bb - Ab x2 Cm (x3101x@1) Eb (x43121@3) Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Bb (x1333x@1) AbMe (xx1114@1)and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about Cm (x3101x@1) EbSo (x43121@3)put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Bb (x1333x@1) AbYes (xx1114@1)I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up Cm (x3101x@1) Eb (x43121@3) You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds Bb (x1333x@1) AbI (xx1114@1)want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Cm (x3101x@1) EbCome (x43121@3)quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined Bb (x1333x@1) AbTo (xx1114@1)make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now Cm (x3101x@1) EbYou (x43121@3)and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals Bb (x1333x@1) AbSo (xx1114@1)let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now Cm (x3101x@1) Eb (x43121@3) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals Bb (x1333x@1) AbSo (xx1114@1)let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now instrumental: repeat intro, two times Cm (x3101x@1) EbLove (x43121@3)the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Bb (x1333x@1) AbLike (xx1114@1)the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Cm (x3101x@1) EbHieroglyphics? (x43121@3)Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas Bb (x1333x@1) AbBut (xx1114@1)I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" Cm (x3101x@1) EbSo (x43121@3)if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Bb (x1333x@1) AbPlease (xx1114@1)turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip Cm (x3101x@1) EbSo (x43121@3)show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle Bb (x1333x@1) AbAnd (xx1114@1)then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now Cm (x3101x@1) EbYou (x43121@3)and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals Bb (x1333x@1) AbSo (xx1114@1)let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now Cm (x3101x@1) Eb (x43121@3) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals Bb (x1333x@1) AbSo (xx1114@1)let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
