D5 High School party, senior year F5 Boys and girls are all sippin? on beer C5 I like soda, where?s the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda D5 I see you from across the crowd F5 I said the party is bumpin? and the music is loud C5 D5 You?re really drunk and you?re looking sad It?s like a date rape ad F5 Girl, then we start to dance and C5 Girl, baby this is romance D5 C5 Girl, I?m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants F5 Girl, you?re bodies like what C5 conjunction junction, that?s a fine ass but D5 C5 I?m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin? ?til you get to the nut And I said F5 C5 Let?s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block D5 C5 Either way girl, we?re taking a walk(wok)?nothing? F5 You?re going to love me the way my uncle did C5 Except you?re not gonna to go to court for doin? it F5 C5 Be a guillotine or my girl instead D5 C5 Either way, you?re giving me head F5 I?m gonna love you the right way C5 Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say D5 Girl C5 When I say girl D5 F5 We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter C5 Why?s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after D5 F5 You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed C5 Even though you?re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed D5 We?re both aware of my erection F5 You ask if I have protection C5 I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit F5 Girl C5 Girl D5 Insert a euphemism A sexy mental prism F5 Increase my pelvic rhythm For you with my syllogism C5 I know your body and I know how to please ya Don?t thank me, thank wikipedia D5 Guys don?t go down, well I am F5 C5 What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram D5 Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess C5 Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad D5 High school party, senior year F5 None of that happened cause I wasn?t invited?hm
